ok, ok...I can accept a few of their rules but...
23. You cannot buy girl Scout cookies
NOW THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
23. You cannot buy girl Scout cookies
NOW THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
anyone here a JW?
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i think this is BS my best freind is a force JW his mom hate me so its funny. on that note his dad is awsome and is not JW which iw wierd becasue there not sappost to marry someone who isnt JW
there the best part anyone else notice the the second coming is before the first comeing ??
oh i to think there complety of there rocker
there the best part anyone else notice the the second coming is before the first comeing ??
oh i to think there complety of there rocker
JustAnotherVictim
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Better watch out, people getting ideas...Joel W. said:
I just had a thought, maybe because playing chess is like strategic war and fighting is bad??
D34DC311 said:
How did you get SMOWA?
Its Samoas, like the islands (someone correct me if I'm wrong, its been a while since I've had them.But back to the topic, I go to a private Christian school, and we just had to do reports on other religions last semester. I was assigned JW. Let me tell you, they have some weird stuff goin on. For example, they believed Moses and some other prophets were gonna be comin back in 1925 so the head leader guy bought a huge mansion in SoCal for them to stay in and a limousine to shuttle them around. If I remember right, they have predicted Jesus' coming 3-4 times since they began.
Cliffs: Judge, who was the leader of JWs @ the time, deeded his mansion to King David and other prophets of the Bible in 1930.Time Magazine said:
BTW, here's a link to the page of failed prophecies that contains that quote: http://www.towerwatch.com/Witnesses/Prophecies/failed_prophecies.htm
And Jeff, the scriptures they quote are all correct according to their Bible-Get this: One of the leaders selected an anonymous commission of 5 people, and himself, who went back and reworded the Bible into their own translation, The New World Translation. It was later found out that the 5 men had no credentials what so ever for interpreting the Bible. They essentially just made up random crap that supported their belief.
For example, the reason they don't celebrate birthdays is cuz the only 2 bdays mentioned in the Bible were both of evil men, so bdays must be inherently evil! Doesn't that make sense?!
All their beliefs are way ludicrous, and it would really, really suck to be one!
JustAnotherVictim
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Oh he was here, you just didn't see him. JC was doing some covert recon. :naughty:ChadMKIII said:
JustAnotherVictim said:
That is a very good point, but by that thinking, checkers, some card games, and some board games should also be on their list?
JustAnotherVictim
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Ne1 else wanna create some crazy ass religion like this?
We will call it Supraism, and we shall make millions muhahahaha.
WHOS WITH ME?
We will call it Supraism, and we shall make millions muhahahaha.
WHOS WITH ME?
JustAnotherVictim
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Set it up and I will join. I want tax breaks and things like that and smog laws don't apply to us.D34DC311 said:
Yellow 13 said:
wait wait, scientology guys get tax breaks?
WTF?
If so, Fuk the tax breaks, I'll take free gas for life plz.
JustAnotherVictim
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About every month a different person will come to my house from JW. They dress the same way, use the same man bags and come on sunday. Thats how i know who they are. I say, "one second" and grab my devil mask and staff and open the door and say "satan loves you!" Its funny when they just turn away and leave the neighboorhood. I wonder why they even try because my "two-door" supee is in main drive way.
These people come to my door on saturday or sunday morning early, and they are getting a whooping with the official toyota jack
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