Any other Dane Cook fans here like me? I love him, my favorite shit from him is probably The Nothing Fight. :biglaugh: If you haven't heard him, search for The Nothing Fight - Dane Cook on Limewire, it's hilarious.:love:
Any Dane Cook fans here?
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lanky189
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um...can i just say something..
can i just....can i just say something..
i'm not a twat.
btw..i've been a dane cook fan since probably 4 years ago..search for Dane Cook Comics Come Home or Comedy Central and you'll find some good older stuff
CAUSE I'M A SNAKE!
can i just....can i just say something..
i'm not a twat.
btw..i've been a dane cook fan since probably 4 years ago..search for Dane Cook Comics Come Home or Comedy Central and you'll find some good older stuff
CAUSE I'M A SNAKE!
"No no dude, you can't use a peanut, a peanut goes rogue on ya. A cashew contoures to the tip, as if to say, lets do this, i'm a cashew!" <-- ROFL!
Who invented the finger? I mean, did he try a few other things first? "SUCK MY BACK!! SUCK... MY... BAAACK!!!!" No, that didnt work... Im so mad, Im like, Im just: GRRRRR! *first finger* NO... *ring finger* Nooooo... *middle finger* YES! YESSSSSSSSSSS! AHHHHHHHHHHH! :madfawk:
You just wanna be running around Main Street with an AK47, PSSSHS PSSSH, WHERES THE VAN? PSSHHSH PSSSHHS, THE VAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE! PSHSHSHS PSSSH!
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lanky189
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lol..stephen lynch is great...
Kids..you can make up your very own superhero...if you did..who would it be?
if you could be a superhero.. would it be justice guy?
making sure people get what they desereve
especially women who lie.
like if a wife left her husband with 3 kids and no job
to run off to f'in hawaii with some doctor named bob.
you could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die.....especially bob.
then you would be justice guy.
or you could be more subtle no i didn;t mean to be vague
give her the mad cow disease let him die of the plague..
as long as they suffer for their terrible plight.......especially bob...
ps.. you have a stinky pussy...smell my sack.
Kids..you can make up your very own superhero...if you did..who would it be?
if you could be a superhero.. would it be justice guy?
making sure people get what they desereve
especially women who lie.
like if a wife left her husband with 3 kids and no job
to run off to f'in hawaii with some doctor named bob.
you could skin them and drain them of blood so they'd die.....especially bob.
then you would be justice guy.
or you could be more subtle no i didn;t mean to be vague
give her the mad cow disease let him die of the plague..
as long as they suffer for their terrible plight.......especially bob...
ps.. you have a stinky pussy...smell my sack.
If I were a super hero, I'd be immigration dude,
I'd send all those foreigners back to their home, for eating up all of our food
and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dishwashing....picking our fruit
I'd swear under oath to get rid of their broooood
'cause I'd be immigration doood
god, I didnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes!
I'd send all those foreigners back to their home, for eating up all of our food
and taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
like landscaping, dishwashing....picking our fruit
I'd swear under oath to get rid of their broooood
'cause I'd be immigration doood
god, I didnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes!