Answer the question with a question

[iMike_G.]

is it cause im not as wise as you ij?

 

[IJ.]

How long is a piece of string?

 

[iMike_G.]

its only as long as you cut it right?

 

[IJ.]

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[iMike_G.]

what is short but not tall?

 

[IJ.]

Name 4 uses for a dead puppy?

 

[iMike_G.]

whats worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

 

[IJ.]

Chewie or Jabba: who would you rather screw?

 

[iMike_G.]

what about yoda?

 

[IJ.]

If you were to kill and eat one of your friends, who would it be?

 

[iMike_G.]

i think rennat would be a good one dont you?

 

[IJ.]

Are ya a fan of the squeegee?

 

[iMike_G.]

whats that?

 

[IJ.]

Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

 

[iMike_G.]

ij i think you win?

 

[thedave925]

Do acid burns count?

 

[starscream5000]

You could call one up and find out?

 

[buckshotglass]

How do you call an acid burn?

 

[thedave925]

Did you know when i read your name too fast, it turns into bucking shotglass?

 

[iMike_G.]

or bucks hot glass?