Another innocent political test

Nick M

Nick M

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I copied and pasted this one from the Corral.

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with
a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and
your family.

What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN








Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?

Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what
kind of message does this send to society and to my
children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could
my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.


This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.


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Republican's Answer:


BANG!



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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"

and my answer at the Corral is the same as here of course.

What am I? A right wing narrow minded anti-choice Bible thumping Jesus freak who is dissatisfied with current Republicans for not being conservative enough.

Bang! is my answer.
 
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Ok, I'm a southerner, I thought empty the clip into him and then reload, then
empty next clip, reload in case his friends show up, then ask questions.

Boy that reminds me to go get a concealed carry permit for North Carolina.

Jeff
 
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encomiast

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Yellow 13 said:
Shoot his legs out.
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:word8kn:

As few damage as possible, but as much as necessary.
Not sure though if I was that quick-witted in that situation, but then again there aren't too many islamic terrorists attacking people with knives over here :x:
 
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Supracentral

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Libertarians's Answer:

BANG! BANG!

DreamerTheresa: Damn Mike! One in the forehead and one in the heart! Showoff!
Mike: Get his wallet so I can find someplace to send the bill for the bullets.
DreamerTheresa: Fine, but I get to shoot the next one.
 
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cadman

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Yellow 13 said:
Shoot his legs out.
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And have him sue me? HA!! Lesson #1 when having to shoot someone, never, and I mean NEVER shoot to wound. If it's serious enough... and a guy running at you with a knife is as serious as it gets... to pull a gun, you had better shoot him dead!!

I used to get news emails from some site that had to do with gun owners and stuff, it was pretty cool, you got the latest news on handguns, rifles and ammo. It would have little news stories, which were documented in court.

To make a long story short, a guy was walking to his car, and a man came out with a large knife told the man to get in the car, and drive him somewhere. The man pulled his snubnose hammerless .357 revolver (Yeah I know... a ladies gun. Pshhh.) and shot the man in the leg 2 times. Then he called the police.

The man was arrested, but a while later was taken to court, and sued for shooting the man in the leg. The guy with the knife argued that he only asked for a ride, and the guy with the gun shot him before he drew the knife. After he was shot, he took the knife out for self defence...

Well this might sound really stupid, but it held up in court and the man had to pay this guy a lot of money. Moral of the story? Shoot to kill. If it's bad enough to have to pull your gun, you Kill the attacker.
 
jdub

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Glock 20 here...10mm...15 rnd drop free mags ;)

I'm a southerner myself...he needs training to to execute the "double tap" (BANG, BANG) correctly. :2ar15:
Conserves ammo!
 
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jdub said:
Glock 20 here...10mm...15 rnd drop free mags ;)

I'm a southerner myself...he needs training to to execute the "double tap" (BANG, BANG) correctly. :2ar15:
Conserves ammo!
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With the S&M 40, I learned tripple tap, start at about the waist, and end up in the upper body area. The first one is to stop them, hitting their pelvis. That usually will keep them from walking any farther, second one is to hit vital organs, the third is to do damage to the lung and heart area. With a 40, using hollowpoints, even if they're at a dead run toward you, they'll be stopping.

We used to train with a man target on a sled, we'd stand over a rope attached to the sled. Then someone would take off running with the rope, and you shot at the target that is now moving toward you at running pace. It was pretty fun! You learn to aim for the biggest mass and fire 3 rounds as fast as you can.
 
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Supracentral said:
Libertarians's Answer:

BANG! BANG!

DreamerTheresa: Damn Mike! One in the forehead and one in the heart! Showoff!
Mike: Get his wallet so I can find someplace to send the bill for the bullets.
DreamerTheresa: Fine, but I get to shoot the next one.
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:: dies of funny :: :biglaugh:
 
CTsupra

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cadman said:
With the S&M 40, I learned tripple tap, start at about the waist, and end up in the upper body area. The first one is to stop them, hitting their pelvis. That usually will keep them from walking any farther, second one is to hit vital organs, the third is to do damage to the lung and heart area. With a 40, using hollowpoints, even if they're at a dead run toward you, they'll be stopping.

We used to train with a man target on a sled, we'd stand over a rope attached to the sled. Then someone would take off running with the rope, and you shot at the target that is now moving toward you at running pace. It was pretty fun! You learn to aim for the biggest mass and fire 3 rounds as fast as you can.
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where the hell were you trained? military? :confused:

afaic, you always aim center mass.

there's a reason the military teaches you controlled pairs, ala double tap. two quick consecutive squeezes of the trigger will give you a shot group of less than inch. this WILL cause a unrecoverable mortal wound and will stop your enemy dead.

also, for the above stated, and the reason why the military chose to rid the m16 of full-auto, is when firing full-auto after the third shot the recoil of the rifle becomes too great and it is harder for the body to remain fixed on the target. anyway, if you squeeze the trigger fast enough on three round burst, it's just like firing fully-auto.
 
Nick M

Nick M

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encomiast said:
:word8kn:

As few damage as possible, but as much as necessary.
Not sure though if I was that quick-witted in that situation, but then again there aren't too many islamic terrorists attacking people with knives over here :x:
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Just like a liberal. That was the whole point of the exercise, besides getting a chuckle.

No, they don't jump out with knives. Well, they do on planes.
 
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