Aloha from the new girl...(slight NWS)

[Moy]

I dont have boobs!!! See album picture!!!

Though i must admit my pins are PHENOMENAL. lmao :momaru:

And if you ate my pancakes you would lose your mind. They are amazing. If a waffle and a pancake had a swingers party with their best mates cream and syrup and they all had a love child then had little babies then you would get my pancakes.

So are you saying you want us to eat your cream and syrup? :biglaugh:

 

[isnms]

Boobs is Boobs :boobies:::hooters:::boobs:
All female boobs are Phenomenal :naughty:



man boobs - :: no ::

 

[little_chari]

So are you saying you want us to eat your cream and syrup? :biglaugh:

no im saying that ever since i realised that 'woman' spelt backwards is 'kitchen' I have found that I have a talent for cooking!

One day if someone pays for me to go to an international supra meet, and you are there, you may end up having the greatest moment of your life when i make breakfast :biglaugh:

 

[Moy]

no im saying that ever since i realised that 'woman' spelt backwards is 'kitchen' I have found that I have a talent for cooking!

One day if someone pays for me to go to an international supra meet, and you are there, you may end up having the greatest moment of your life when i make breakfast :biglaugh:

:love:

 

[little_chari]

I am in a very strange chauvinistic mood today so apologies if any femmes out there get offended lol. (but im not really sorry :evil2 But then again my friends do say i am a man with a clam so perhaps i am entitled to a mood like this every now and then????:boink:

 

[Moy]

I am in a very strange chauvinistic mood today so apologies if any femmes out there get offended lol. (but im not really sorry :evil2 But then again my friends do say i am a man with a clam so perhaps i am entitled to a mood like this every now and then????:boink:

I wonder how clam tastes in Oz... :naughty:

 

[little_chari]

its more of a venus fly trap. but metal. Like a 'venus bear trap'. If i were you i would hide away from it...but be careful, it can sense fear...

 

[Moy]

hahaha I'm not afraid

 

[IJ.]

hahaha I'm not afraid

 

[Moy]

^ Ian, you WOULD be one of those people to look at chicks with dicks LMAO!

 

[lewis15498]

This might be the first intro thread to be branded NWS lol.

 

[little_chari]

tee hee hee

what does slight NWS mean?

 

[LilMissMkIII]

Not Work Safe

 

[IJ.]

Well it's not a full on cockshot or anything but we need to give a warning

 

[little_chari]

Not Work Safe

oops! :biglaugh:

 

[little_chari]

Well it's not a full on cockshot or anything but we need to give a warning

cockshot. thats my new word for the day.

 

[bmoss85]

cockshot. thats my new word for the day.

That made me smile a little.

 

[little_chari]

oh good times good times...

 

[GotBoost?]

a breast reduction is like punching God in the face.

My god! I almost fell to my knees upon reading of the wisdom of this statement. If you ever need anything, call me.

 

[JDMMA70]

My god! I almost fell to my knees upon reading of the wisdom of this statement. If you ever need anything, call me.

Ive already got her a Book Deal and a TV Appearance ready to go when shes ready