Wow... going to work at a pizza place intoxicated. Does not sound like my idea of a good time, gotta say.
Mike, that video was funny, I can't speak for all though. Reminds me of the bearded guy in the Skittles commercial a few years back, with the sentient beard...
As for the Celica vs Integra debate, I have to say aside from the GT4 variety of Celica, I'd take a Miata over them both, any day of the week. FWD cars are fun to toss around in the corners, as there's nearly NO chance of losing control short of a bit of understeer, they just don't provide the level of fun a Miata does. Miatas take well to boost in stock form, and it's easy enough to stick a GM LS engine in them... the potential is WAY above the limits of a FWD car. Honestly, the day I have an Integra give me a serious run for my money in a canyon in my pig of a Supra is the day I meet someone who can actually drive a car the way it was meant to be done. Besides, if I wanted handling from a car, I'd be building a 7 replica.
On one of the OP's first suggested topics, no, I do not see any reason to fear death. If you believe in Christ and his death being for our benefit, then you're going to a better place anyway. And if you're not part of that camp, you probably don't believe in a hell anyway, so you're dead and dust... so where's the need of fear?