A young man has to put his dad into an assisted living place for the elderly. The old man is pissed! He says "I took care of you your whole life! I get a little old and all of a sudden, you don't want to take care of me. You're a horrible son!!"
The next week the old man calls his son and tells him what a great son he is. Wow, I'm glad you feel that way Dad, what changed your mind? The old man says that yesterday morning he woke up with an erection and one of the nurses happened to see it and told him that she wanted his stay to be pleasant so she gave him a blow job. I love this place said the old man.
A few days later the old man calls his son and tells him he's the biggest piece of shit that ever walked. What's the matter asked the son? Last week you loved the place. How come you're so pissed this week?
The old man replied that yesterday while he was getting up to put his clothe on, his leg gave out and he fell in the floor. One of the men that worked there helped him back up in to bed, but face down. The male nurse said "when our patients fall, we take it upon ourselves to help them back in bed, but we also take advantage of their helplessness by fucking them in the ass".............and that's why you're a piece of shit.
The son says I can see why you're mad, but look sometimes you'll get a blow job and others.......well we won't talk about it.
The old man says "you don't understand, I get a hard on once a year........I fall every fucking day!!!!"
