A funny in my paper

[OneJoeZee]

This is from a daily column in my newspaper

Scientists at MIT have reportedly announced that they have discovered a new species of weevil that feeds solely on the cotton fibers in men's shorts.

The researchers have no idea where the species originated, and are appealing to the general public, as well as the rest of the scientific community, for any information that would help identify the insect.

Obviously, they are quite anxious to identify what weevil lurks in the shorts of men.

Ok, so it's not a kneeslapper(it's not supposed to be) but I chuckled for a few seconds.

 

[MK3Brent]

Quarter slap.

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Hah, Is it a satire column? I mean I know it isn't truthful, but what else does it usually run?

 

[OneJoeZee]

Hah, Is it a satire column? I mean I know it isn't truthful, but what else does it usually run?

It's just a little daily box called "Dan's slice of Wry"

 

[Clip]

a penis weevil?

 

[kwnate]

Should i start wearing my silk boxers?

 

[da89soup]

Should i start wearing my silk boxers?

Dont tease us????:biglaugh:

 

[Supracentral]

Ok, so it's not a kneeslapper(it's not supposed to be) but I chuckled for a few seconds.

Joe, you are such a fuckin' nerd...

(I laughed at it too... )

 

[Nick M]

At first, I thought it would be a joke from the Onion.

 

[OneJoeZee]

If I find anymore worth posting, I'll share.

This is my usual reaction to reading them.

 

[LilMissMkIII]

I lold at the pic you just posted

 

[Quin]

I laughed in my head, then I saw the gorilla and I really laughed

 

[DreamerTheresa]

FAIL.

 

[OneJoeZee]

FAIL.

Hater.

 

[Brewster]

I gots a weevil for ya...

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Hater.

:: humps your leg ::

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

I demand more