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OneJoeZee said:
btw, why is it called taking a shit if you aren't taking it anywhere? Shouldn't it be called leaving a shit?

I think George Carlin had a joke about this.


OneJoeZee said:
also on this same tangent. Next time I'm peeing at the urinal and some guy comes up and starts peeing at the one right next to me, I'm gonna get really really angry. MOVE OVER AND PEE AT LEAST ONE URINAL AWAY FROM ME OK.
I thought that was kind of a known rule, anyone who pees right next to you when there are other options available, must be :greddy:
 

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"when choosing a urinal...choose the urinal that's as far away from someone already using the urinal"

lol...ahhh...it's funny cause it's true
 

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Haha yes, thank you.

Edit: Why was that guy in the stall on rule 4. barefoot? wierd.
 
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joe you have to beat the ninja shitters at their own game walk in to the bathroom,do your stuff then open the door but dont move then stay still till they come out...bam
 

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mustangman05 said:
joe you have to beat the ninja shitters at their own game walk in to the bathroom,do your stuff then open the door but dont move then stay still till they come out...bam
that's a good idea!!




in other news, today's random thought about my work is:

I have issues with sitting at my desk here for extended periods of time. So to help this without being obvious and just walking around doing nothing, I drink lots of water. I have a ittle .5L bottle of water I constantly refill. Not only do I have to get up to get more water but I also have to get up frequently to go pee.:kloguck: Not only does this help me break up my time here into smaller sections but I also make myself drink alot of water since I don't drink enough otherwise... I think today alone between 8AM getting here and 6PM leaving I've been to the bathroom ~7 times or so. so divide that into 9 hours I put in today, I only work about 1.3hours at a time which makes it alot easier to pass the time instead of big 4-5hour blocks.

So in conclusion, I'm killing two birds with one stone.:)
 

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LilMissMkIII said:
ROFL

I do the same thing... I alternate coffee and water though...

Me and coffee are not the best of friends anymore. I won't drink it anymore. I had a panic attack at work a few months back and the amount of coffee I drank in the morning and amount of sugar I need to make it drinkable didn't help that at all... Haven't had a drop of it since.
 

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