06/06/06 (with poll)

Is the world going to end today?

  • Yes, the world will end today by nuclear warfare

    Votes: 1 3.4%
  • We will be attacked by terrorists

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Satan will pop his head out to say hello, then Jesus will return to smite him down

    Votes: 4 13.8%
  • Who cares :)

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • It will be another normal day and people should stop freaking out

    Votes: 21 72.4%

  • Total voters
    29
  • Poll closed .

CTsupra

Supramania Contributor
You've got to be freaking kidding me.

Jehovah's witnesses just called the house... at 7:30 in the morning waking me up out of a sound sleep... asking me if I know who my saviour is. Went on about some shit that the world could possibly end today and that I need to find faith...

I said, "Look lady, there's a better chance of bin laden flying a plane into my house and me winning the congressional medal of honor for killing him than the world ending today." The lady was silent for a bit, and then she continued on with her spiel. At this point I screamed, "I'AM THE ANTI-CHRIST!," and hung up.

So, the morel of this story is, I hate jehovah's witnesses :madfawk: Well, thats my rant for this glorious day. :evil: :rolleyes:
 
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SupraMario

I think it was the google
Mar 30, 2005
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LOL
I'm with you, I usally just let someone like this ramble on, and have the phone somewhere in reach and once in a while pick it up and go "uh huh, yea great"
then when they say "so would you be intersested(or something along the lines)
you just say "I'm sorry could you start over, I kinda lost you at Hi"
 

Tanya

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:biglaugh:
 

TopSecret

"Fudge you, butthole!"
Sep 4, 2005
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I would like to see the devil and jesus fight tho.... just like they did in southpark.... :D
 

Supracentral

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