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    Some total bastard just keyed my car!

    maybe those krylon kids got it right....then the repair would be what, 1.95?
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    Some total bastard just keyed my car!

    not shure how clean...the press is refering to it as a hit "in the groin area"
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    no nathan....the hot american chicks know they don't have to give head to get the guy. they get offered dick all the time....the fat chicks, they need to make a good impression
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    Some total bastard just keyed my car!

    thats bad but check this out.. at a small car dealership in amarillo,dude tried to steal a car.what the wood be thief didn't know is that the owner of the lot was still there, doing some paperwork. anyway, owner came out, pulled his gun and shot the potential thief....in the nuts....been all...
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    Is it possible?

    sounds like some supra owners....all shit..no pee
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    free house?

    i think best party idea would be to have a bonfire as a finale 'course, it'd go up so quick you couldn't get the smores done...
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    Is it possible?

    ouch...
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    free house?

    wow a 1970's double wide...i'd be surprised if it made out of his lot in 1 (ok 2) piece(s)
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    What are your favorite love songs?

    damn, you are breaking my heart here....the only jimmy songs i hear at all on oldies radio is either margaritaville, come monday, or changes in lattitudes, changes in attitudes, the ones i listed were kinna obscure. and like i said, one of themwas from a couple ofyears ago and "that guy?"...
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    What are your favorite love songs?

    hope you wern't referring to my stuff as oldies. all the ways is only a couple of years old..from far side of the world i think
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    Is it possible?

    how hard did you have to squeeze your dick? ...edit... um...don't think i really want to know the answer to that one...
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    skinny, fat short, tall the big bad trucker is gonna fuck em all!
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    Nacho Libre is out today!!!

    yeah well sushi is fucking expensive in these parts, only like a couple of places that do it well....they kinna have the market cornered that's what i miss about being on the road...finding places like sushi garden in tucson...19.95 all you can eat...good stuff, not the crap you find on...
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    what matter ugly or good looking? do you know why fat/ugly chicks give the best head? they have to never got a good hummer from a pretty woman....but them fugly ones....
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    naw...ask if she can knock IT down or if adventorus,ask kim if he could keep it up?
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    its a sick sad world and i'm a happy guy...
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    crazy ass motor swap

    not really....those guys in that movie we cant remember put one in a mustang in like one scene! and this would just have to be easier...because they are both japaneese cars...right?
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    What are your favorite love songs?

    foxtrot uniform charlie kilo thats a love song right? how about distantly in love, knees of my heart, all the ways i want you, slow boat to china...all by jimmy buffet? ok i'm comning out...i'm a parrot head.....i cant wait to see how this gets edited..
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    The Official my neighbors are having sex right now thread

    naw...what you do is when they are done...bang on the wall as hard as you can, scream at them to keep going because you aren't done yet...
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    Omg liek, post your current favorite song.

    phoenix 6...old school..isn't that from like 4 years ago? wacked-out parrot head here....doubt 90% of you in here under 40 know who i am talkin' about but all time fave...dream on....thats a little closer to "old school"