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i hate those easy to use cameras...everyone stops or slows down to snap a pic. don't they know that the highway is my office? and that i don't get paid by the hour to sit and wait while the picture snappers satisify theit curiosities? ...oh yeah stupid drivers need to learn to slow...

illegal is illegal, what part of that do people seem to have a hard time about? yeah, i know mexico is a shithole, i wouldn't want to live there either.but come on guys a lot of this is bullshit. yes, there are some hanging out in front of the home depot waiting to paint your house for 10...

i can see hulk hogan sitting back saying "damn brother, i got out while the geting was good"

the only difference between a fairy tale and a trucker story is... fairy tale starts out "once upon a time" trucker story starts out "this aint no bullshit..." but iirc the cummins isx 600 pre egr motor is factory rated at 625/1800ft/lb...most fleets cut them down...

i remember one company i worked for had like 3 race trucks, a dragster, a salt-flat truck, and a hill climb truck the drag truck had 2 nose to tail cummins signature 600 angines, allison 5 speed auto, and ran 13 flat...at a weight of 15000lbs, had eight slicks on it, put on one hell of a...

shit...knocking up a chick is always a risk if you are droping goo in her, nothing is 100 percent effective. at the risk of starting a riot/flame war, if you aren't ready to have a kid, you aren't ready for sex...start exchanging fluids, and you run the risk, no matter which method of control...

hmm...my volvo with cummins does like 400/1400, is 15 l i think...redlines at like 1800 rpm couldn't imagine 2000ft/lb in a pickup...

no kidding, i'g give my left nut to go back there......if i would know all the shit i know now...imagine how much easier gettting some would be...... and it would be great to be 17 again staring at a cheerleaders ass i do it now and for some reason i'm considered a sick fuck...

the only way one of those ugly assed martin looking rats would be in my house would be on a hanger in the closet

and another generation of taxpayers rolls off the asembly line to join the real world

hmm...here is an old indian trick for sunburn. rub dog shit on it, smells like, well, shit, but i heard it works really well i heard it works even better if you rub it on, then send a pic of it to supramania..... anyone know how to get rid of a trucker tan? left arm brown, right...

so for time off this month i decided to join my vacationing family in orlando. after being dragged to the unhappiest place on earth i decided to leave the mouse house with the old lady after only a few hours while my parents stayed with the kid. did tou know they have one of those...

comodities relocation specialist oh shit, i'm just a truck driver crs is just like callig a hooker a genital technician

sorry....taco bell and beer for supper last night

hid is correct, my old man owns a couple of patents, and it does take time and money to do it right. get good lawyer who knows the ins annd outs ao the system, expect to spend 10k. keep away from the companies that promise to get you a patent and bring something to market for you most of...

i heard sbf slides into s starion nice and easy.....

shit.....last few times in there was like a junior high school dance...everyone looking at each other.... i can't get on when i'm out on road...hell i have to cheat my way to the forums as it is,,,hopefully the co dosen't figure out how i do it...

liked the lines of it one dosen't have to squint too hard at my scirocco front end to see similarities

dude, it is damn near an afro thats why i grabbed the hat before i snapped the pic....

had to stop in dallas (lancaster) to take some classes. sitting for a day now, already bored as fuck. one of you dfw dudes need to come rescue me this evening...i'll buy the burgers