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    This has potential to be an epic.........fail

    cougars are sexy middle aged women... i don't think she qualifies. but i can see 20-30 ppl in a room looking for someone wearing a hat, all wearing hats. more likely,it'll be like 2 people, who knows perhaps ck will be responsible for a love connection?
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    This has potential to be an epic.........fail

    i think we are looking for the term "lot lizzard" here....
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    This has potential to be an epic.........fail

    damn that was quick......think i'd have any luck with hi i'm a divorced morbidly obese broke assed chain smoking truck driver, looking for casual sex with a hottie with big tits under 120 lbs? oh btw ck, i might show up for that beer sometime(Like i have been saying for months now) but...
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    This has potential to be an epic.........fail

    ck, you have a lot of free time on your hands, don't you?
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    The "Weird Things You've Found In Your Car That Aren't Yours" thread...

    in the supe parts car, dead headless bird, cat, used rubbers, and well used women's panties,,all in a pile, somthin' wierd there about 2 tractor moves ago, found a ds lite, complete with one of those mineature briefcases, and a lot of games with it, i'm shure the little kid i gave it to was...
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    Getting older....

    i feel for ya man my 33rd was wednesday. i'm finding greys in my beard, the wife was finding em in my hair. the g/f insists that i really havn't lost a half inch of hairline in the last 6 months, and i have these permanant bags under my eyes now.. holy fuck i've hit the wall at 33...
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    What did you get for black friday?

    i got fucked by my dispatcher thanksgiving and my birthday in fucking bfe washington? i'm in the process of jobhunting
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    Cheerios

    fruity pebbels period general mills over in norwalk mn is a regular pick up of mine. they always toss me a couple of bags of fp's when i pick up...those huge institutional bags of the generic stuff. it's my favorite customer to load up at.
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    F**king Jury duty

    try getting called to jd while you are out from the house 6 weeks at a time. had to arrange my whole month aroound it. but i'm curious as to why someone would actually want a jury trial would you trust your future/life to 12 people who wern't smart enough to get out of...
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    Younger crowd, or just me...

    yeah, you pnw flakes..... sorry i missed you this weekend, iwas in town kinna late, and the powers to be felt i would better serve the company by deadheading to ca and stuffing my thumb up my ass all weeknd.would have rather "wasted" my time up there. i'm changing companies in a couple...
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    Younger crowd, or just me...

    its not an age thing over at cs but the people who hammered the most seem to be the ones who refuse to search, want to know how to build 500 hp for 200 bucks, and well, seem to have the idea that our lives are all fand f fantasies. the people who are like this just all happen to seem...
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    I just felt an earthquaKE RIGHT NOW!!!!

    and to think my g/f is tring to talk me into moving to ca... she is concerned about tornados in the midwest.....i am tring to convince her that you can hide from a twister how the hell do you hide from the ground moving around? that shit aint right, i'll stick to my twisters...
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    Idiot F&F Fans

    i love it when you tell people you own a supe, and they automatically assune it's a mk4. i gave up on explaining what a mk2 is.....i just smile, nod and say yeah, the car vin diesel has....
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    car loans

    i wanna die. i have never had to pay a deposit for utilities anywhere in the country, ever i rent cars several times a year on my debit card from budget, avis and enterprise, all in different areas of the country and those house guidelines are by va and fha guidelines...try a bank that...
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    car loans

    iwannadie sorry dude, you don't need credit for anything except going into the hole i have no problems with banking, utilities, renting cars with my debit card, with no credit with manual underwriting, you don't even need credit to buy a house, the only thing i think a person...
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    Bees Attacked me!

    bees make me die. better to kill them first it's me or them, right?
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    If anyone needs a place to stay from FIRE

    sorry dude, box>beer i will get a hold of you next time i hit town, prolly early next week, later this week maybe pm a conttact number
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    Only in Oklahoma...

    so i guess that this would be a bad time to admit to actually having witnessed this? red lantern club, dumas tx, about 10 years ago
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    Your opinion on graffiti: Please read =)

    urban tagging sucks but what i really hate is the religious tagging i see on the bathroom walls in evry truckstop i go to. there is some humor i guess, in seeing "jesus saves" written right next to for "bj call brandy 222-333-4444" wwjd?