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Boat anchor? :: ducks! ::

I've personally humped his leg on more than one occation. You ain't seen NOTHIN' yet.

Never said I was a Satanist. It was a JOKE. Y'know. Funny, ha ha, sort of thing as a retort to one of those 666 threads. My MR2's named Damien, as someone once told me it was good luck to name your car. I happen to like the name Damien, all Omen references aside. I'm a recovering...

I'm glad Tony gets it. I'm also glad I no longer have faith in the human race, or that faith would have been crushed because of some of the people in this thread. For the bazillionth time. edit: Though to really stir the pot (since we've totally digressed from my original post), I've...

In your pants? :aigo:

I'm doomed. ...and so is your "OH SHIT!!!" handle.

Hey, Mike... Please tell me I'm delirious from having been outside in the hot sun for too long today? Please...? ``Theresa, dying a little inside.

Heheh. Glad you guys had fun, Mike. Maybe next time I won't be such a freaking girlie girl and go with you. Jared, did the owner of that truck know where it went? :)

I'm a God-believer, but I am a hypocrite loather.

from: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/15.html#a8728 Colbert was priceless last night. His guest was Republican Congressman Lynn Westmoreland and I guess he never heard of The Colbert Report before. He will now. Colbert: You have not introduced a single piece of legislation...

Love me some honey buns...

How 'bout breakfast? :: ducks ::

D: :: sadface ::

http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq ? Er.... happy cooter-exitting day!

So.... when are you taking me out to dinner?

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D: :: cry! ::

masturbatory device?

NO WAI!!!

a giant piece (urrgh, too slow)