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WELL! It's a goddamned good thing that he was in a GUN FREE ZONE.

FTFY.

They're awful chipper for having just been robbed by two men. By two men. By two men.

Oh, fuck right off. A mistake is buying provolone instead of cheddar. Or the wrong brand of tampons for your girlfriend. You consciously make a decision to drink. And as much as I LOVE to drink, I either do it at home, or have a DD.

Loser

I didn't have a problem with shoulder pain for my appendicitis. But I did for my laparoscopy.

An IUD?

Had appendicitis when I was 13. I was sick for the better part of a week before mom took me to the doctor. I didn't have any of the classic signs. I just yuked alot. Because it went on so long, the dman thing punctured and leaked all over my insides. ...which caused all the scar tissue I...

Thank god I'm sterile. So, I'm working 'til 9 on V-day. Maybe we'll go do something on Saturday. JAV- I care as much about this fictional holiday as I do about March 14- Steak and Blowjob Day.

No, thanks. Filet mignon will be fine, though. :)

From The Simple Dollar This is a really good one so I'm doing minimal cropping. This is an excellent article and will have something in it that can benefit the vast majority of those who read it and choose to act on it. Excerpt:"...Most poor people do work hard - very hard. They go into...

Totally flattered you guys think I'm getting too skinny. Truth is, my bottom ribs stick out no matter what (even when I was 15 pounds heavier). They're kind of shaped funny. And BELIEVE ME, I eat plenty. NOM NOM NOM.

No it's not. Because every single time she starts a freaking thread, it's a bunch of stupidity. The following should be required watching when one first opens their AOL CD they received as spam in the mail. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/posting

You sure are a whiney clit, aren't you?

I just pooged myself over the kitchen and bathroom. Hope you get it and get nice roommates. It's nice to own your own home. :)

dugums: I forgot my sarcasm asterisk.

Being rich totally means you don't give a fuck about anyone else. Idiot.:icon_roll

Take me Home Tonight, Eddie Money

Ha durrrrr......