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My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Change "balls" to "meat curtains" for me.

I think your Civic belongs in "Other Cars." :P

I TOLD her to use birth control! Great. Now I'm gonna be saddled with child support.

Mike, you done stole this from Morrigan, didn't you?

....Muhammad clit raping Christ, are you messed up. We're painting it because it's some dingy nasty yellow color. :P It's going to be blood red. Also: Assless chaps. Redundant? Yes. Because if they were assed, they'd be leather pants.

...I can put you to work painting the Boom Boom Room. :naughty:

Pretty sure you're gonna get scarlet fever if you don't get it treated. Or you could have tonsillitis like I get at least twice a year.

Yer mom.

Y/N?

There will be shenanigans here later: http://live.yahoo.com/dreamertheresa I have to shower first. I got peed on at work today. NOT A HAPPY CAMPER.

RE to the POST. :P http://www.supramania.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57344&highlight=zombie

"FAIR" democracy = two wolves and a sheep arguing over what's for dinner. The kid is FIVE. Five year olds? Have the attention span of a sparrow on cocaine. They're GOING TO ACT UP.

Toadfish, I think? Yeah, no. They'd eat our other fish. :P ...that, and they're creepy as all fuck.

FTFY. But those other two? OH MY GOD shoot the owners.

I spent nearly two weeks in the hospital for my appendix. :P Feel better. That IS a shit-tay week.

Ha! It's my mom's birthday today, too. So, Vixen - where do I line up to give b-day spankings? ;) Have a good one!

some questions: A) Do you live with your parents? if no, then, 2) Do you ever plan on getting laid? if no, then, go for it.

I used to get styes ALL THE TIME. Even though you're going to want to scratch off the head or pop it, don't. It spreads the germs and might just serve to create another one. Warm compresses (moist washcloth) + sterile ointment created specifically for the eye (acts as a lubricant so you're...

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