What the hell is this? LiveJournal?
"Dear Internets,
Mah lyfe sucks SO HARD! The bitch at STARBUCKS put MILK in my lahtay insted of putting SOY in it!
Im gonna go home nad cry a thousand tears of emo!"
FUCK YOU.
I have a Sham-WOW!!
...No shit. I'm sure we'll have pix to follow.
I weaseled it (them? I haven'te3d hopened the bag...) out of a drunk guy at the bar... in between scaring/turning on some poor kid and flirting with some lesbians.
FOD damn...
I had a stupid day at work because the moronic girls up front don't know how to schedule clients, even though a paraplegic monkey could do a better job...
I was plagued by morons driving 10 miles under the speed limit on my way home...
Then come home to cat shit everywhere, because Finnegan...
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