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I have a question. Does 28 officially make me "pushing 30?"

Well, we turned around and headed home before even getting half way... Some jackhole plowed into the back of a tractor trailer and pretty much shut down 285E. Took us about an hour to go 6 miles. I hope you guys have fun! We tried! :( Better luck next time for us...

I feex. :)

Way to deteriorate a thread.

YES! Pro'lly gonna be late-ish since we don't get home 'til 6ish, and I'm gonna smell like a goat, and I won't subject you poor bastards to that. Anyhoo- thread drift. Back on topic, please! :)

LilMiss- DING ding DING ding!

Wrong. It's probably one of the most mundane things in the list...

All y'all are wrong. ;)

Uh.... what? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1754914

RazoE! No wonder you and I get along so well- fellow Scorpios and all. My b-day is on the 30th. suprahero - is that an offer? :naughty: trucker- much luck honey!

Oh, was I supposed to add what I've DONE, too? I've worked retail, I've been the phone girl at various vets, I've been kennel tech at various vets, I've been a vet tech at various vets, I've been a hostess, I've waited tables, I've been a (ahem) dancer. I've been grooming for almost four...

Me being a dog groomer is that awesome? :P Here's what makes my job awesome: I wrote this back on June 29th. Tuesdays are generally referred to as "Stupid Tuesday" with us girls in the salon part of my job, as, it seems, anything that can go wrong, will. Ashley sent me a wonderful...

jetjock - The Most Interesting Man in the World. You don't always drink beer, but when you do, it's a Dos Equis?

I shave dog dick and bitch butt for a living. I make commission, which usually averages out to $notenoughtoputupwithmymanagersbullshit. Thankfully, I work with my best friend half the time, and another kick-ass groomer and bather. Most days are total laugh-riots. When not at work, I am...

I'm personally convinced that this whole lack of exercise/lack of GOING OUTSIDE thing is where all this ADD/ADHD stuff is coming from en masse. I tend to get S.A.D. (seasonal affective disorder/depression) - but this summer, I had a garden that I tended EVERY day. I never felt the effects of...

Because you're not a lazy fuck?

OTOH, I truly think that food is too cheap to begin with -- do away with all these subsidies. Make people pay for what this food is worth and then maybe they wouldn't eat so goddamn much of it (cheap shit's all those corn products... guess what crop gets all the subsidies?)

They get so tired from watching TV that they have to take a NAP?!

IBL.... oh, wait....

Not sure what time we'll get up there. I usually work 'til 6 or so.