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what is IHOP?? *Blank Australian stare* ok ok ill try to upload it now.... :D

glad you like the photo. it was really awkward posing for that as i had to tape my testicles to my leg cos they kept falling out of my shorts.

no no its fine. My last boyfriend was a ronald mcdonald statue. it didnt last very long..we had intimacy issues. and he wasnt much of a conversationalist. i need conversation in a relationship. :nono:

oh hai!!! i like your avatar. Now i feel weird saying that word because it reminds me of the movie. I havent even seen that movie. not that i dont want to see it.. but cos i dont have any friends.. :3d_frown: tell me im pretty?? j/k

for the last time im not doing a porno followed by an autobiography about the previously said porno!!

the top three anyway :D in my quiet time i like to pretend i have more than one car. my mum used to say that things could be real as long as i used my imagination. Pretty shit advice though - i always get in trouble by the cops for walking in the middle of the road in peak hour in my...

your list of vehicles makes me happy in the pants area. Just thought you'd like to know..

oh good times good times...

cockshot. thats my new word for the day.

oops! :biglaugh:

oh... sorry... *insert 'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' song here* :boobies:

*insert jason mraz 'im yours' song here* lol

tee hee hee what does slight NWS mean?

its more of a venus fly trap. but metal. Like a 'venus bear trap'. If i were you i would hide away from it...but be careful, it can sense fear...

youre a crackup. maybe one day ill go to america and we can get married in vegas by an elvis priest and the next day get annuled and the day after that do it all again?

I am in a very strange chauvinistic mood today so apologies if any femmes out there get offended lol. (but im not really sorry :evil2:) But then again my friends do say i am a man with a clam so perhaps i am entitled to a mood like this every now and then????:boink:

no im saying that ever since i realised that 'woman' spelt backwards is 'kitchen' I have found that I have a talent for cooking! One day if someone pays for me to go to an international supra meet, and you are there, you may end up having the greatest moment of your life when i make breakfast...

I dont have boobs!!! See album picture!!! Though i must admit my pins are PHENOMENAL. lmao :momaru: And if you ate my pancakes you would lose your mind. They are amazing. If a waffle and a pancake had a swingers party with their best mates cream and syrup and they all had a love child...

So do I....usually i get called 'oi you!!' lol Welcome to the 7th layer of hell. We hope you enjoy your stay here. Tomorrow is poker night, please bring steaks. :evil2:

Then perhaps I can send you some. My washing machine has a habit of eating my left socks. So i have a bag of right socks that needs a home. I miss my left socks terribly.