You might be a Honda owner if.....

Flateric

Flateric

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You have a Nabob coffee can welded to the end of your muffler, cuase you think it looks cooler and love the obscenely loud sound of 22hp.

If someone says "Let's go cruising downtown in our civics!" and it sounds cool to you, not like someone mocking you!

If your radiator is the size of a phone book.

If you buy 2 bottles of pop and they equal more displacement than your motor does.

If it's hard to tell what the original color of your car is because it is covered with so much vynile.

If the soccor mom beside you at the light is driving the same exact car you are, yet you still believe yours is "uber" cool because of your "bitch'n" mods and moped droning exhaust note!

There that's a good start I think.........
 
lewis15498

lewis15498

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Sep 28, 2008
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...you want a reliable, daily driver that sports low maintenance and great milage at an economical price...so you dont have to deal with 10000 door dents in your supra, or have to deal with driving the supra in the rain/snow/exc. or dealing with civilian paparazzi every time you try to fill your tank.

Dont hate the car, hate the ricer.
 
nick88

nick88

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You have a "performance" economy car.

Your transmission is cable shifted.

You slam your car but don't buy wheels.

You like the look of camber.

You have a spoiler to increase down force in the rear of your front wheel drive car.

You wish you had vtak.

Your Christmas list has parts and "mods" that you can get at Autozone.
 
lewis15498

lewis15498

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Sep 28, 2008
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You rock a custom intake you "fabbed" out of PVC from Lowes and coupled it with an air filter that was cheaper than the fram that was meant for it.

Your ultimate aspiration is NAWWWSSS!!!

You still havent figured out that rubber thing on the rear fenderwell is what causes that rust spot.

You bought DOHC ivtec stickers to stick behind your door on your single cam non vtec engine even though you have no idea what ivtec or even vtec for that matter really does.
 
lewis15498

lewis15498

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Sep 28, 2008
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As far as your concerned, this is a dyno.
(notice at the bottom of the screen it can tell you the car is fast)


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jessemkiiis

jessemkiiis

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you can run high 12's and still get 30mpg on the way to the track.

your stock sir h22 boast 220 hp.(more than a na 7m)

you dont have to hit vtech to out run most domestics.

your redline is 8200 rpm

you weigh half as much as a mkiii

lets get this straight honda does not = ricer.
every car community has those people who make everyone else look bad.
my naturaly aspirated 2.2 did 253hp/226tq with BPU and pump gas.
what some of you guys are sayin to honda owners is what we hear from mustang/camaro owners.
just the other night I saw a new GTR lose by 4 cars to an Integra.
yes a 1.8 litre integra pushing 683 hp. do that with your bottle of mountain dew.
 
OneJoeZee

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I'm a Honda owner and mine fits a lot of the stuff said in this thread... :)

It does get great mileage, does not have a lot of torque, transmission is cable shifted, the radiator is the size of a phone book, and has to rev really high to barely make 100hp.





























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