Worst Kill Ever (Volvo)

Dachande

Arrrrrr Matey
Apr 3, 2005
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South Carolina
Alright...I was leaving work and was sitting at a red light not paying any attention to the car next to me. The light turns green and they take off. I thought they must have been joking, but later down the road the passenger flags me to pull up and it is some redneck dorky girl and 2 other guys in the car. She yells and does some sign language looking hand signal and says want to run them? I still thought she was joking, so I said "are you serious?" She goes, yeah, you think you can win? I yell back "do you guys want a headstart?"
We then pull up to a light and I again ask if they are joking. The redneck in the drivers seat flashes a 100 dollar bill and the girl says "You got nos? red light to redlight!" I start laughing and say "no, is that a volvo?" as the light turns green and they take off again. I pull up next to them again unfortunately, and the redneck guy in the backseat sticks his head out the child proof window and says "is there anywhere we can run them?" I say, "Alright, right here." The light turns green and I pull away from them like they are stuck in molasses. Of course 10 seconds later I get the ricer flyby as I turn off the road.

Overall, I'm still not sure what just happened. :3d_frown:

This is the crapbox they were driving. 4 cyl turbo? oh noes
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Draken

New Member
Jan 8, 2006
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michigan
lol don't volvos weigh like 8 tons or so because of all the safty shit on them? good kill man, but where is the money?! thats a couple of fill ups!
 

juggy61

New Member
Jan 18, 2006
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Sheridan
I love my supra as much as anyone else but im gonna have to step in and defend the volvo. My mom drives a 1996 850 R and it is NOT slow at all (240hp stock). oh yea and it weighs LESS than a supra! I dont know your mods but if you were stock, id race you in my moms groccery getter any day! (not trying to offend anybody but some volvos are FAST soccer mom cars!)
 

souprat

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Mar 30, 2005
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fairfax VA
yeah i as well will have to speak up for the volvo. a very good friend of mine drives a 850T, 5 cyl turbo running 9psi stock, and it has a small front mount. i've watched him break both tires loose in second gear passing someone. and then there is my other friends dad who drives a volvo s60r. AWD, 300hp and 300torque available at, get this, 1900 rpm due to valve control system.