Why Men rule

IJ.

Grumpy Old Man
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I come from a land down under
A woman's perspective!

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal... You never have to drive to another gas station
restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a n ut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growinga mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
 

Supracentral

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DsBetterHalf

The Pretty Doward
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I could have so much fun with this, instead I'll just pick a few :)

Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Mine consisted of rented tables and chairs (which we didn't pay for), a notary, a keg of Bud Light, and BBQ'd chicken.

Chocolate is just another snack.
I don't care for chocolate.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
I helped rebuild the entire front end suspension on a 1967 Chevy C-10. I think I can handle turning a wrench.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
I have one suitcase, and normally it holds both my clothes AND Doward's.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
One pair of sneakers, one pair of flip flops/sandals, and one pair of heels for when I actually wear a dress.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I did all of my Christmas shopping in about 30 minutes. I buy most everyone gift cards. My mom and Doward are the exception to that rule.

Not all women are annoyingly complicated :D
 

Doward

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Yep, she seems like a normal chick - then BAM! you find there's a hell of a lot more than a chick that was both a CHEERLEADER and went to MODELING SCHOOL!!
 

DsBetterHalf

The Pretty Doward
Jan 25, 2008
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Doward;1318060 said:
Yep, she seems like a normal chick - then BAM! you find there's a hell of a lot more than a chick that was both a CHEERLEADER and went to MODELING SCHOOL!!

I hate you. I hate you SO HARD.







Telling my friggen secrets to everyone. Bastid.