why cant i find a normal chick?

[Ckanderson]

last girl i dated.. spent like 2 months on it.. all i got was fuckin makin out..

this new girl im considerin datin.. has had sex with one guy, and only seen 1 cock in her entire life.. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_evil

why cant i find a down ass normal chick ::runaway: :runaway:

 

[Superjustin13]

lol


well Atleast she'll think your dicks big.. cuz she hasnt seen very many.. hahahahah


yea chicks are hard to find.. one's that are near your personal preference. just keep dating and fuckin... it works lOL

 

[Ckanderson]

oh im datin.. just not fuckin.. thats the damn problem...

 

[DreamerTheresa]

last girl i dated.. spent like 2 months on it.. all i got was fuckin makin out..

this new girl im considerin datin.. has had sex with one guy, and only seen 1 cock in her entire life.. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:icon_evil

why cant i find a down ass normal chick ::runaway: :runaway:

Well... at least her cooter isn't worn out? And she doesn't have much to go on, so if you're really bad, she probably won't even notice.


:: DUCKS ::

 

[Ckanderson]

ha... yea.. if i could get inside that fortress and past the damn chasity belt...

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Hey CK, fucking news flasssshhh.

Girls who don't see a bazillion cocks are still considered normal.

Maybe you're looking for a hoe and not a girl?

 

[Ckanderson]

ok... BUT im not looking to date a girl a fuckin YEAR to hit that shit... 1 month? maybe.. 2-3 is fine as well but shit.. a man needs to get his dick wet!

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Mustang Ranch, Las Vegas

 

[Ckanderson]

im also not looking for an std.. a normal relationship for me is within 3 months of serious datibng.. we hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing. is that normal?

 

[SupraDerk]

WOO!! Another chick thread!! Have you tried whipping it out and smacking her with it? That might turn her on :wiggle:

 

[MDCmotorsports]

im also not looking for an std.. a normal relationship for me is within 3 months of serious datibng.. we hop on the good foot, and do the bad thing. is that normal?

Depends on how you were raised and typically in what part or what country all together.

 

[Ckanderson]

^uh white guy from cali..


if i whipped it out.. i think she'd freak out... unlessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

[SupraDerk]

you whip it out while she's sleeping???


Edit: Kind of sounds like borderline rape... but don't stick it in! Just give her a little smack on the forehead. She may punch you in the balls...but after that she'll be turned on

 

[MDCmotorsports]

Typically the white girls in cali are loose party hoes. Sounds to me like you need to take her out to Glamis/The River/or Cabo and get ya some.

 

[meggs521]

Hey CK, fucking news flasssshhh.

Girls who don't see a bazillion cocks are still considered normal.

Maybe you're looking for a hoe and not a girl?

Good to know I wasn't the only one not understanding the connection between not sleeping around and not being normal.

And CK- maybe you're just not looking in the right places for the kind of girl you're wanting.

 

[wingman]

pillowpants?

 

[meggs521]

I'll admit I had no idea what you were talking abou so I had to look it up but... HAHAHA

 

[DreamerTheresa]

I'll admit I had no idea what you were talking abou so I had to look it up but... HAHAHA

Oh, it's an actual term...?


Uhm... :: goes to look it up ::




edit: GAH!! WTF?

 

[DreamerTheresa]

Good to know I wasn't the only one not understanding the connection between not sleeping around and not being normal.

Word.

 

[meggs521]

Oh, it's an actual term...?


Uhm... :: goes to look it up ::




edit: GAH!! WTF?

haha, yes. Google is my friend because I find that there are quite a few interesting terms that come up online that I know nothing about.