Watch out - new scam going around...

[GrimJack]

You may want to warn some of your male friends of the following.

I need to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at a local mall in Vancouver and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.

Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall, while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi", while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to Macy's behind the same mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the
back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.

Be careful out there!

 

[IJ.]

Roflmao!

 

[YourHondaSux]

ha ha ha nice

 

[NATAN666]

hahaha what the heck. good stuff

 

[Brewster]

hahahahha

 

[Joel W.]

you poor bastard.. LMAO

cant talk now, heading to the mall..

 

[tlo86]

haha

 

[Godspeed]

yeah i keep my eyes peeled..... what did you say they looked like? lol

 

[goliath]

you poor bastard.. LMAO

cant talk now, heading to the mall..

agreed!

 

[mcpcola]

I think i just shat my self

 

[swaq]

Heh, heard that before, but funny nonetheless

 

[kwnate]

Damn! How much money was in your wallet. that sux man





















J/K thats hilarious.

 

[tte]

Lol..Grimjack...you were assualted all those days in a row...Looks like you went looking for them...lol..

Just go to the mall with a new wallet each day and about $10 in it everyday...lol..

Cheers,
Roy

 

[drunk_medic]

That's funny, because someone at work just forwarded that to me yesterday! LoL

 

[isnms]

same thing happened to my girlfriend.
when the two females began to assail her, i had to stop and throw myself into the fracas to protect her.

 

[drunk_medic]

same thing happened to my girlfriend.
when the two females began to assail her, i had to stop and throw myself into the fracas to protect her.

You are a good man. A brave man. Way to sacrifice yourself for your loved one!

:naughty:

 

[SupraMario]

*joins IJ rolling on the floor*:yelrotflm:yelrotflm:yelrotflm

 

[suprahero]

Everyone had good responses, but Kwnate just cracks me up with his one liners on about every topic he posts on. Good work Kwnate.