US: Center for Disease Control (CDC) publishes Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

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Center for Disease Control said:
"...If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation...."

Technical assistance? Hope that's the new politically correct term for an AR15 or M4.
 

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MDCmotorsports;1712026 said:
Technical assistance? Hope that's the new politically correct term for an AR15 or M4.

LOL, I would think the CDC would be behind the lines trying to figure out WTF is going on, I'm pretty sure most of the outbreaks they deal with...the patients don't try to eat them lol.
 

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You have got to be shitting me... Gonna give this one a read.

Edit: Jokes? Hack of some sort? I can't view it...
 

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It appears some CDC employee has a better sense of humor than the CDC does. They took it down. Fuckers...
 

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Bwahaha another issue piled up. First the world coming to an end and now a zombie apocalypse lol. Hmmm maybe they'll both happen on the same day o_O

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i was reluctant to read it.. id guess the idea was to involve the children amongst us in disaster prep. i want my ten minutes back mike!


good read.....i guess
 

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ya know what? I dont think its a bad thing to have it in there. No, i dont think there is gonna be a zombie outbreak, but hey, it might get some dumbass started on getting ready if a real emergency strikes
 

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trucker;1713608 said:
No, i dont think there is gonna be a zombie outbreak, but hey, it might get some dumbass started on getting ready if a real emergency strikes

It's a fun way to deal with a grim topic, doesn't matter if it's zombies, or hordes of starving people from the nearest city, the prep work is 99% the same.