Trying to play a prank on my GF.

[DegreE]

I need a document that looks like its from a doctor that says I'm sterile. My GF wants me to get my swimmers tested and see if they're healthy and stuff. But I want to freak her out and make her think I'm shootin' blanks.

I need it to look legit. Can anybody help me out?

 

[LilMissMkIII]

That's a pretty harsh idea for a prank mate

 

[flight doc89]

its only harsh if she's pregnant already

 

[s383mmber1]

its only harsh if she's pregnant already

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just laughed my assss offf

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

its only harsh if she's pregnant already

/thread

 

[MassSupra89]

Haha, what happens if you pull the prank, then find out you really are shooting blanks?

 

[SilverSupraT]

its only harsh if she's pregnant already

Almost had my drink come out my nose lol

 

[greg88]

Go to a doctor's office and tell them the situation. They might be really prudish and snobby about it, or they might think its hilarious and help you out.:biglaugh:

 

[HommerSimpson]

http://www.scielo.br/img/revistas/ibju/v33n6/a07tab2f.gif

^ lab results...

 

[Mk3runner]

awesome, so your gonna have a hidden video when you present this to her right? we wanna see this one.

 

[DegreE]

Well, all this started when she kicked me in my balls the other day and I told her that doing that to guys will make them sterile (I don't know if this it true or not). She then freaked out and told me to stop lying and she would leave me if I were really sterile. So I want to find out if this is true or not.

 

[HommerSimpson]

Well, all this started when she kicked me in my balls the other day and I told her that doing that to guys will make them sterile (I don't know if this it true or not). She then freaked out and told me to stop lying and she would leave me if I were really sterile. So I want to find out if this is true or not.

if she kicked me in balls she would be history............

 

[suprahero]

if she kicked me in balls she would be history............

Don't knock it until you've tried it...................wait, what?

 

[emiliorescigno]

The answer is easier than you make it sound. Just get them tested, and scan/photoshop the results to say you're shooting blanks!

 

[MassSupra89]

Don't knock it until you've tried it...................wait, what?

Hahaha. :ugh2:

 

[ForcedTorque]

We need cause and reaction of this ball kicking to determine your intelligence level.

 

[Mk3runner]

really tho, what you do to get kicked in the balls? nut shots are a no no, my girl still needs to figure that one out.. she thinks it don't hurt too bad.

 

[ForcedTorque]

Kick back! Girls don't like it either.

 

[Mk3runner]

hey thats what I said too, lets see if you like a cunt punt you know.

see trips out saying no no please don't..... wtf.

 

[upgradedsupra]

We need cause and reaction of this ball kicking to determine your intelligence level.

He has none by making this thread :3d_frown:

Duane