First of all I'm 6' 260 lbs. I'm not exactly the sized person people want to fight.
So I'm at the local lake with my father and lil bro jet sking. Theres probably 50 vessels on the water and everyones having a good time. Its getting late. So we pull out as many others are doing. My fathers jet ski is the only one in the water and theres 2 people in line ahead of him so I'm driving around in the lake. As hes backing in the lake, i do something incredibly stupid/hilarious. I put the jet ski in reverse, well going forward at 15-20mph. The plan was to slow it down, i dont have reverse on mine so im not realy used to it. so i put it in reverse and give it a little throttle. the nose dives under water and i flip the thing over nose first. I think its hilarious and the people on shore do as well. So im tring to flip the thing back over but its pretty big and tough to flip over. Thirty seconds later some guy and his son whos probably like 20 roll up. I just assume theyre coming to help. So I say hi! He responds "Get the fuck out of the way." Stunned i say What?! He says "youve been tying up the ramp for twenty minutes why dont you get the fuck out of the way so we can use the ramp." Im like " my dad backed the trailer in less than a minute ago, i dont know what your problem is" and he just says fuck you. Im like "dude we waited in line like everyone else to use the ramp. If you wanna use it go over to the shore and get in line, and then if you wanna go ill gladly fuck you up." His kid whos probably my age trys to stare me down so i ask him, "You got something to add cuz ill take you down too." Fuckin pussy just throttles off spraying water at me and goes out on the lake. So i pull out and the next thing you know state trooper rolls up and starts running are shit. Then he walks by me with his head down to go get his truck. Im pretty sure he called the cops.
Like WTF everyones having a good time, why do people have to start shit. And furthermore if your gonna start shit at least man up when someone calls you out. And finally theres two of you. If you wanna use the boat ramp one of you should get out, go get their truck, and get in line like everyone else does, instead of trying to intimidate people so they can cut the line!
So I'm at the local lake with my father and lil bro jet sking. Theres probably 50 vessels on the water and everyones having a good time. Its getting late. So we pull out as many others are doing. My fathers jet ski is the only one in the water and theres 2 people in line ahead of him so I'm driving around in the lake. As hes backing in the lake, i do something incredibly stupid/hilarious. I put the jet ski in reverse, well going forward at 15-20mph. The plan was to slow it down, i dont have reverse on mine so im not realy used to it. so i put it in reverse and give it a little throttle. the nose dives under water and i flip the thing over nose first. I think its hilarious and the people on shore do as well. So im tring to flip the thing back over but its pretty big and tough to flip over. Thirty seconds later some guy and his son whos probably like 20 roll up. I just assume theyre coming to help. So I say hi! He responds "Get the fuck out of the way." Stunned i say What?! He says "youve been tying up the ramp for twenty minutes why dont you get the fuck out of the way so we can use the ramp." Im like " my dad backed the trailer in less than a minute ago, i dont know what your problem is" and he just says fuck you. Im like "dude we waited in line like everyone else to use the ramp. If you wanna use it go over to the shore and get in line, and then if you wanna go ill gladly fuck you up." His kid whos probably my age trys to stare me down so i ask him, "You got something to add cuz ill take you down too." Fuckin pussy just throttles off spraying water at me and goes out on the lake. So i pull out and the next thing you know state trooper rolls up and starts running are shit. Then he walks by me with his head down to go get his truck. Im pretty sure he called the cops.
Like WTF everyones having a good time, why do people have to start shit. And furthermore if your gonna start shit at least man up when someone calls you out. And finally theres two of you. If you wanna use the boat ramp one of you should get out, go get their truck, and get in line like everyone else does, instead of trying to intimidate people so they can cut the line!
