The Useless Gauges Thread

[White Zombie]

So me and my buddy were sittin around the garage and started a shop joke talking about and naming absolutely pointless and useless funny gauges. So we thought we should share this idea with the forum and see what else could come out of it....

So heres some that we were talking about.....

"hey whats that gauge?"
- oh thats my blinker fluid level guage.....


-oh thats my NugLut torque gauge......all 20 individual nuts.....


-Oh thats my aerodynamic potentiability gauge, it tells me how aerodynamically efficient my car is at the specific speed im traveling at that current moment...



soo feel free to add stupid and useless gauges that come to mind.....

ready.....go!

 

[Supradude7mgte]

"hey whats that guage?"

- Thats my Drift Angle gauge, tells me what angle my car is at when im drifting.....

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"whats that guage?"

- Oh thats my awesome gauge, tells me how awesome i am at that current moment...... lol

 

[SupraMario]

How about someone I saw that had a compass in their two gauge pod...other was boost...was a NA car...

 

[White Zombie]

Roflmao !!!!!

 

[Supradude7mgte]

"whats that gauge?"

- oh thats my Exhaust Bearing RPM guage...

 

[sixpatch]

"Hey, what's that gauge?"

Oh that? That's my sexual arousal warning gauge. It's linked to my boost gauge and speedometer, and warns me if the combined readings are aproaching a potentially embarassing situation while others are in the car with me.

 

[White Zombie]

Nice ! The S.A.W. Gauge !

 

[sixpatch]

Nice ! The S.A.W. Gauge !

An acronym makes it official!

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"Hey what's that guage?"

That's my flux capcitor flux rate gauge.

 

[White Zombie]

What's that gauge ?

That's my BHG gauge ! ..... Oh wait ... That's the water temp gauge !

 

[sixpatch]

OOh that? That monitors my timing belt's ultrasonic link to the atomic clock. So that it never runs outta time... *slaps knee laughing cheesily*

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What's that gauge ?

That's my BHG gauge ! ..... Oh wait ... That's the water temp gauge !

That's an exclusive 7m Feature.

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[Supradude7mgte]

"oh whats that gauge?"

-Thats my FAIL gauge, tells me if im passing or failing, its got a P and an F, no inbetween. its also connect through BlueTooth WiFi to my Brainstem, so it can P or F my current Thought process....

its an expensive gauge, you can get em on ebay....

 

[sixpatch]

"oh whats that gauge?"

-Thats my FAIL gauge, tells me if im passing or failing, its got a P and an F, no inbetween. its also connect through BlueTooth WiFi to my Brainstem, so it can P or F my current Thought process....

its an expensive gauge, you can get em on ebay....

Nice....

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That? That's my threat gauge. Any time I get near another car it shows me how much of chance the car has of beating me in threat percentages.

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Viper GTR... 98% threat level. Jordan's car? 0.00% at present.

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Oh and my 2% chance of success w the GTR is based on my ability to shoot out its tires while driving.

 

[White Zombie]

Oh , that's right next to my V8 gauge !

Let's me know if there are mustangs or camaros in the area !

 

[sixpatch]

That? That my Charlie Sheen gauge. When im racing, and im winning, Charlie says, "Winning!"

 

[Supradude7mgte]

That? That my Charlie Sheen gauge. When im racing, and im winning, Charlie says, "Winning!"

bwahahahaha charlie sheen says"winning, Duh!" when it goes off.....


""Whats that gauge?"

- Thats my Ride Height Gauge....RHG for short, lets me know if imm clear that speedbump, or bottom out on that pothole......also the new gauge has added features, it digitally lets me know the guy driving next me his ride height as well........

 

[CT26smoker]

"Hey, what's that gauge?"

"Hey man, that's my THC level gauge"

Seems to fit this thread..........

 

[White Zombie]

In that case I better get outta the car , cause the thc alarm is going off !

 

[honeydew]

"Hey, what's that gauge?"

Oh that? That's my sexual arousal warning gauge. It's linked to my boost gauge and speedometer, and warns me if the combined readings are aproaching a potentially embarassing situation while others are in the car with me.

Tough to top that one out of the gate.

 

[sixpatch]

That? Is my Q.T. meter. Helps me measure quality time spent with my Supra versus quality time spent with my wife

 

[A. Jay]

Rice gauge, tells you how rice your own car is. Definetly useless, since it'll 100% as soon as you install it...because you installed it.

- from my Archos 5 IT