I moved this to a thread of its own....lol!
Try to visualize one of those cheesy "new invention" commercials with low paid overactors making themselves look completely clueless.......
Wide shot of greasy looking Supra Owner opening his hood, and looking under to see if his car has a BHG, only to have the hood fall back and smack in on the head.
cut to: Close up of Unsuspecting Supra Owner as he grabs his head in pain.
Narrator using exagerated infommercial voice:
"How many times has THIS happened to you!"
"OUCH!"
"Dont let your next blown head gasket leave YOU requiring medical attention..."
"Get the new SUPRASTICK™! "
"Yes thats right, you'll never need to buy expensive and untrustworthy hood struts AGAIN!"
"SupraStick™ NEVER wears out!"
Product close up, camera zooms in and out slightly as bright red "halo" glows around it showing just how amazing looking this product REALLY is!
"SupraStick™ is made of a new space age timber product material and has no moving parts that can leave you wondering where all your Nitrogen gas has gone."
Cut to: Supra Owner scratching his head in wonder...
"SupraStick™ is durable and can withstand months of being left in the back of your Supra during the 10 months of the year that it sits in your garage...or EVEN your YARD!"
"So do-away with those useless gas filled struts..."
Cut to: Supra Owner throws an old-fasioned hood strut into a trash can containing various parts including, but not limited to, a blown head gasket, broken seat belt clips, a cracked fog light, and a scratched up and twisted pre89 front lip.
"...and say Make Mine a SupraStick™ PLEASE!
Cut to: Supra Owner recieving UPS delivery of an "L" shaped box
"BUT WAIT! That's not all, SupraStick™ can also be used to hold up your rear hatch TOO!
Cut to: Supra Owner slamming his fingers in the rear hatch
"YES, thats right the AMAZING new SupraStick™ does it all!"
"Just look at the quality that makes the SupraStick™ different from all the imitators!"
Cut to: close ups of the detailed rounded end and the "machine cut style" of the threaded end.
"SupraStick™ is the only one that the internationally renowned website Supramania.com gives its group buy Stamp of Approval!"
Cut to: a smiling Jake, with a bandage on fingers and gauze wrapped around his head, holding up a SupraStick™ while giving the thumbs up!
Graphic overlay: flashing Reign_Maker Stamp of Approval logo.
"But thats not all! if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in this Intake hose repair kit!"
Cut to: product shot of a roll of duct tape and a hose clamp.
"So DON'T wait! Get your SupraStick™ NOW!
Narrator's voice gets real quiet and speeds up his already incredibly fast tempo to say: "SupraStick™ is a registered trademark of Fly-by-night Industries© and is not to be confused with WeezLWings™. Any resemblence to a broom handle is purly coincidental and should be used to sweep up your shop. The manufacturers of SupraStick™ do not imply any warranty and SupraStick™ should not be used to beat your dog, poke your girlfriend spouse or children, and is not intended for any other use."
Try to visualize one of those cheesy "new invention" commercials with low paid overactors making themselves look completely clueless.......
Wide shot of greasy looking Supra Owner opening his hood, and looking under to see if his car has a BHG, only to have the hood fall back and smack in on the head.
cut to: Close up of Unsuspecting Supra Owner as he grabs his head in pain.
Narrator using exagerated infommercial voice:
"How many times has THIS happened to you!"
"OUCH!"
"Dont let your next blown head gasket leave YOU requiring medical attention..."
"Get the new SUPRASTICK™! "
"Yes thats right, you'll never need to buy expensive and untrustworthy hood struts AGAIN!"
"SupraStick™ NEVER wears out!"
Product close up, camera zooms in and out slightly as bright red "halo" glows around it showing just how amazing looking this product REALLY is!
"SupraStick™ is made of a new space age timber product material and has no moving parts that can leave you wondering where all your Nitrogen gas has gone."
Cut to: Supra Owner scratching his head in wonder...
"SupraStick™ is durable and can withstand months of being left in the back of your Supra during the 10 months of the year that it sits in your garage...or EVEN your YARD!"
"So do-away with those useless gas filled struts..."
Cut to: Supra Owner throws an old-fasioned hood strut into a trash can containing various parts including, but not limited to, a blown head gasket, broken seat belt clips, a cracked fog light, and a scratched up and twisted pre89 front lip.
"...and say Make Mine a SupraStick™ PLEASE!
Cut to: Supra Owner recieving UPS delivery of an "L" shaped box
"BUT WAIT! That's not all, SupraStick™ can also be used to hold up your rear hatch TOO!
Cut to: Supra Owner slamming his fingers in the rear hatch
"YES, thats right the AMAZING new SupraStick™ does it all!"
"Just look at the quality that makes the SupraStick™ different from all the imitators!"
Cut to: close ups of the detailed rounded end and the "machine cut style" of the threaded end.
"SupraStick™ is the only one that the internationally renowned website Supramania.com gives its group buy Stamp of Approval!"
Cut to: a smiling Jake, with a bandage on fingers and gauze wrapped around his head, holding up a SupraStick™ while giving the thumbs up!
Graphic overlay: flashing Reign_Maker Stamp of Approval logo.
"But thats not all! if you call within the next 15 minutes, we'll throw in this Intake hose repair kit!"
Cut to: product shot of a roll of duct tape and a hose clamp.
"So DON'T wait! Get your SupraStick™ NOW!
Narrator's voice gets real quiet and speeds up his already incredibly fast tempo to say: "SupraStick™ is a registered trademark of Fly-by-night Industries© and is not to be confused with WeezLWings™. Any resemblence to a broom handle is purly coincidental and should be used to sweep up your shop. The manufacturers of SupraStick™ do not imply any warranty and SupraStick™ should not be used to beat your dog, poke your girlfriend spouse or children, and is not intended for any other use."
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