The RandomQuestions/Random Nuggets of Info Thread (( NWS potential? ))

[NoKittenMKIII]

So, we found out on the fourth that my wife is pregnant with our second child. Yeah. Don't buy the Equate brand pregnancy tests. They fail a GO/NO-GO exercise. Out of the six she bought (two 3-packs over the last two months), two claimed NO-GO and four FAILED!, as in no control line even.

Just remember Kiddies: Wal-Mart = FAIL. Have a nice day.:icon_bigg

 

[DreamerTheresa]

...................................................................I'm borrowing this post for a thread I'm making here shortly...

(( edit: DONE! ))

 

[DreamerTheresa]

For those familiar with Norse... how is "Sleipnir" (Odin's horse) pronounced?








A whale's penis is called a "dork."

 

[shaeff]

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing them in public.

For those familiar with Norse... how is "Sleipnir" (Odin's horse) pronounced?

Sleip•nir


Pronunciation: (slāp'nir), [key]
—n. Scand. Myth.
the eight-legged horse of Odin. Also,Sleip•nerPronunciation: (slāp'nur). [key]

Random House Unabridged Dictionary, Copyright © 1997, by Random House, Inc., on Infoplease.

 

[DsBetterHalf]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 

[Neodeuccio]

Completely useless fact:

John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison. We share a birthday (though he's a few years older than I am...)

 

[ForcedTorque]

Two words in the English language start with "F" and end with "UCK"

You know the obvious...........What is the other one.

 

[Neodeuccio]

Firetruck.

 

[mattman]

-The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
-The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
-Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
Taken from ..... Random Facts ..... at http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~bingbin/

 

[ForcedTorque]

Firetruck.

And the joke goes .....what starts with/ends with...........get your mind out of the gutter you filthy animal!

I honestly don't know how many words stat with F and ends with uck.

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

Anyone know what the skin on your elbow is called? :biglaugh:

 

[Neodeuccio]

Skin?

 

[mkiiSupraMan18]

*sigh*
I fail at this...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_skin_on_your_elbow_called

A wenis is the skin of your elbow. Nobody really knows why it's called that, but it is. You can pinch your wenis and it won't hurt. People often make jokes about the wenis such as "Your wenis is showing" or "I'm touching your wenis". When people make jokes like this, they are retards. DONT LET PEOPLE TOUCH YOUR WENIS!!!!

Their answer, not mine...

 

[DreamerTheresa]

^ OH my god. My sister calls it that all the time, and I thought she was joking.

 

[starscream5000]

I'm surprised more people didn't know that they had 2 wenises...

 

[Kai]

Or three, if you're russian

Did you know that plain chocolate digestive biscuits cannot be adequately dunked in your tea?

 

[NoKittenMKIII]

Two translations of RTFM: Read The Field Manual or Read The Ford Manual (What were you thinking?)