Texting gone bad.....

[Supracentral]

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

"(573): i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru "


Enjoy the goodness.

 

[hvyman]

awesome just awesome.

 

[savannahashlee]

LOL! Too good

 

[DsBetterHalf]

Wow........

(323): how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.

 

[ERA]

omg lol r u srs

 

[WhtMa71]

I found that site a couple weeks ago. I read it almost every night and lol.

 

[tbcmorris]

makes my drunk texts lame...great find

 

[Poodles]

(734): just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"

 

[Cycoclown]

(406): also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)


LMAO ^

 

[Tango_hotel]

(202): therell be strippers and coke right?
(703): no strippers. just coke.
(202): i hate this fuckin recession

 

[yayfish24]

(216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.


Amazing!

 

[shaggyskadude13]

(479): Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...

 

[Clint]

(302): i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
(1-302): you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.

This is epic! Thanks Mike, *right click* bookmarked