Stupid hillbilly today....

AF1JZ

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So, I'm down in Texas north of dallas this week for some AF training. I have a Pontiac Vibe for a rental car. Isn't that fast but has a lot of room inside and drives nice.

So, I was heading back to the hotel after class today and I was rolling down a 4 lane rode (2 in each direction). I come up to this light and some silver taurus swerves into the lane next to me as we come up to the red light. He looks over at me and give a friendly "hello" nod. At least that's what I thought it was. Also, his car had antennas all over it and a CB on the dash. I was like, "White trash alert".

So the light turns green and I just drive off like normal. Well, this guy apparently thought I was going to race him since I gave the nod back. So, he just hauls ass from the light and then puts on his flashers after he obviously "won" since I was just driving normal. I was like, are you serious?! I would took off if I knew he was going to pull a stunt like that. It's a rental car and we all know how to "treat" a rental car. I'd a raced.

I just thought it was hilarious and thought I would share the stupidity.


Side Note: shortly after that, I saw a rugged looking guy walking the other way with a sweet ass mullet. I love Texas.
 

AF1JZ

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Ckanderson said:
besides being slow, arn't vibes pretty usefull?

I'd say so. The interior is huge. I'm 6'1'' and I have more than enough room. I'd almost consider getting one for a DD/road trip car. It would fit plenty of people confortably. It also got 29mpg this week so far when I filled it up with the AC almost on the whole time (been over 100 degrees all week).
 

trydrew

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Ckanderson said:
Used to sell em.. Stupid pratical...

Vibe GT is the WAY to go :)
I did brakes on one of those at school so naturally, I drove it. Suprisingly big, plenty of revs, and the 6spd was nice. Must say, they do look better then their Toyota counterparts.
 

phoenix6

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haha Welcome to Texas... enjoy your stay! (well if I was still there haha)

Stupid kids like that are all over the place there, get used to seeing dumb shit like that.
 

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i'm bad, i'm nationwide
and for the record, mine are converted 10 meter radios,not cb radios...as such, magnum c-3, and a connex 3300hp, 55-60 wats each, illegal as hell, but seeing the political section, i con't carry water bottles, i ought to be safe, just as lonng as i keep out of orem ut.



fuck i'm bored
 

AF1JZ

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**Disclaimer** I was born and raised for 6 years in good Ol' West Virginia. I have white trash engrained in my blood. So, by the books, I'm allowed to make fun of my kind.


What's funny about the guy is he wasn't some kid. He looked between 35-40.
 

grsupra87

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I live in the hillbilly/white trash capital of Pa. I see Mullets, Fullets (a female mullet) and Nascar tatoos all day. I see people who can floss with a jump rope, and they're the lucky ones who didn't lose all their teeth to their love of Mt Dew. I swear some of em can eat an ear of corn through a picket fence. Sorry, I just had to throw that in. In my town they're still trying to figure out if a man and woman get divorced, are they still brother and sister? lol