Do you know what the difference is between a Nike Golf ball and an Escalade?
At least Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards...
You know, Tiger's really been off his game lately...
Everytime he goes out to practice for the tour, his wife keeps shouting "wrong hole".
Heard about the new Cadillac/Exxon AD campaign endorsed by the PGA?
It reads, "Don't put a "Tiger" in the driver's seat".
Ever wonder why Tiger always walks the links at a PGA Tour?
'Cuz he can't drive a golf cart either...
The ESPN commentators are now keenly watching Tiger during his tour...
They're waiting to see how he plays the next eighteen holes....
The commentators also missed a recent change in Tiger's activities during his game...
When he shanks a swing he keeps shouting "FOURTEEN!" instead of "FORE!"...
Well, we all know his dad taught Tiger Woods everyhting he needed to know about golf...
But he kept getting confused on the term "hooking"...
But in all seriousness, Tiger isn't really having sex with all these women. He's been helping tutor their game...
How to maximize your "score" in the fewest amount of "strokes"...
The PGA Association finally managed to penalize Tiger for his recent gameplay on the tour...
They found out he was using too much "wood" on the "fairway"...
And with all his endorsements, Tiger has been seeing a lot of GREEN recently...
Also a lot of BLONDE, BRUNETTE, and REDHEAD....
The US Navy, in a first for the institution, decided to retire its ancient slogan in favor of endorsing Tiger Woods...
Now, instead of "a girl in every port" they've changed it to "a hooker on every green"...
At least Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards...
You know, Tiger's really been off his game lately...
Everytime he goes out to practice for the tour, his wife keeps shouting "wrong hole".
Heard about the new Cadillac/Exxon AD campaign endorsed by the PGA?
It reads, "Don't put a "Tiger" in the driver's seat".
Ever wonder why Tiger always walks the links at a PGA Tour?
'Cuz he can't drive a golf cart either...
The ESPN commentators are now keenly watching Tiger during his tour...
They're waiting to see how he plays the next eighteen holes....
The commentators also missed a recent change in Tiger's activities during his game...
When he shanks a swing he keeps shouting "FOURTEEN!" instead of "FORE!"...
Well, we all know his dad taught Tiger Woods everyhting he needed to know about golf...
But he kept getting confused on the term "hooking"...
But in all seriousness, Tiger isn't really having sex with all these women. He's been helping tutor their game...
How to maximize your "score" in the fewest amount of "strokes"...
The PGA Association finally managed to penalize Tiger for his recent gameplay on the tour...
They found out he was using too much "wood" on the "fairway"...
And with all his endorsements, Tiger has been seeing a lot of GREEN recently...
Also a lot of BLONDE, BRUNETTE, and REDHEAD....
The US Navy, in a first for the institution, decided to retire its ancient slogan in favor of endorsing Tiger Woods...
Now, instead of "a girl in every port" they've changed it to "a hooker on every green"...
