Some random analogies

[JZ_killa_t68]

I was bored and thought these up (well, all 'cept the first 2)

I’ll stomp you like a bad check
I’ll stomp you like a Spaniard in a bull run
I’ll drop you like a jelly donut in a fat camp
I’ll crush you like a fat kid on Santa’s lap
I’ll drop you like a bomb over Iraq
I’ll waste you like gas in a Hum-Vee
I’ll toss you like a baby in a recycling bin
I’ll be all over you like a pit-bull on a t-bone
I’ll drop you like a tree in a rain forest
I’ll drop you like a cancer patient from Medicaid
I’ll drop you faster than a 20 in a strip club
I’ll chase you like a fat chick after a big mac
I’ll beat you like a kid in a trailer park
I’m more tired than a narcoleptic in a gas chamber

 

[OneJoeZee]

mmkay

 

[ChadMKIII]

Dude, you have way too much time on your hands....

 

[bigunitpitcher22]

lol to "I'm more tired than a narcoleptic in a gas chamber."

 

[DreamerTheresa]

mmkay

I'm pretty sure that was my reaction, too.

 

[Jayhall]

"i was more frustrated than a 3 legged do trying to burry a turd on a frozen lake"
"i was more frustrated than a ethiopian with no arms and no legs watching a hot dog roll away down a hill"

 

[NATAN666]

daryl youre fucking birlliant...

poor ethiopian

 

[Jayhall]

daryl youre fucking birlliant...

poor ethiopian

im glad someone thinks that

 

[supra90turbo]

i'm gonna make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.

 

[Doward]

All over *insert object* like white on rice?