So my home alone diet....

Big Wang Bandit

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Im ghome alone for 3 days. We went on vacation to a costal community called Half Moon Bay in our trailer and I needed to come home early to go to a wedding(can someone help me tie a tie?). So I drove my Supra back to my house and all was good. Untill I forgot I have no GOD DAMN FOOD!

My mom gave me 50$. I used 21 of that to rent my size 17 dress shoes. Used another 21 on a tie. Used like 3.98 on some ice cream last night.

At this point I was dangerously low! I called up my friend Rob and traded all my quaters in my Supra for dollar bills. Theres another 5$.

So yeah im piss poor and this has been my diet.

Quesadillas ( almost out of cheese and I am too lazy to clean the pan. might do this soon.)
Small ass carrots and Hidden Valley Ranch sauce.
Saltine crackers
Dr Pepper (RIP :wtc:)
And some beer. Yes. underage drinking :3d_frown:

Oh some stale Mothers Oatmeal cookies too.

Notihng to make a goddamn sandwitch with! I have some REALLY good turkey breast but no bread.

Back to the crackers. Have pity.
 

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Big Wang Bandit

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Had one. They put me on standby for the summer. They dont need all the help because buisness slows down... Stupid.

TODAY

I made 2 quesadillas. With montery jack cheese.

Hort damn good stuff
 

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A dollar I don't have....

I just drank a beer and there is no way I am going on the road tonight. Even tho its just a little bit of beer in my almost 7 foot body... Its still not worth it. Bad family expereiences with drunk driving...

Im cheap lol
 

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I totally should go to her house and take some food. I was there this morning and ate some dried mangoes... Dont ask.

This Heineken tastes funny just to let yalls know.

Theresa has some good ideas. And come on. 99% of members on this forum are guys. Were all in the gutter.

I want soe dried sugared mangoes now.