... *sigh* Debate team at school

st2b

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Everyone please read for a good laugh...


Well today our debate team had a discussion about life. :1zhelp:
So we had A LOT of good points come across the table, and a little blonde girl in the corner asked me a question, because she believed I was wrong about everything :nono: . She believed it was something spiritual. I asked for evidence.

Her reply is...

"Well you are talking, and breathing" :icon_neut

:3d_frown: I said... "No I'm asking for proof about this spiritual claim you have"

So she asked what powers humans?

I replied it's the sun. It gives us everything we need, and without it we would all die, along with most life form if not all on this earth.

She then replied
"What about when the Sun goes down?" :biglaugh:

I tried extremely hard not to burst out laughing, but keep reading, it gets WAY worse.

I told her our body basically stores energy, and heat, and so fourth.
And I used the example of something rechargeable.

Her reply "Which came from lightning" :icon_conf

I said no, there is electricity everywhere, and can be created without lightning. I told her even our bodies created electrical impulses that, in term, moves our body parts.

She then said..

AND I QUOTE, EXACTLY WORD FOR WORD..........


"If our body carries electricity, WHY DON'T WE GET ELECTROCUTED IN THE SHOWER"


That was it, I couldn't take it

I'm no longer in the mindless debate team.. End of story!


I realize how true my signature is. Sorry everyone, this is completely HORRIBLE!
 

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LilMissMkIII said:
That is so bad, I almost can't believe it's real...
I can, he lives in....................just kidding Matt. I can say that because I'm from a bass ackward state myself.

Remember Kristel, he did say she was a blonde...............:biglaugh:
 

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jmanbball said:
damn, the debate team is supposed to be manned by intelligent people:3d_frown:


They had one (Me hopefully), but they blew it.

At least I flushed my eyes (crying (from laughing)), I haven't in soo long and my contacts were a little foggy :biglaugh:



Oh and I left something out. She's.....

Wait here it comes.....

17!

Pow right in the kisser

/Family guy voice
 

MassSupra89

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You don't kick kids out that have absolutely no sense or fact?

I woulda laughed right in her face from the beginning at the Sun comment.
 

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Kai said:
No no - IJ that could pollute the gene pool, and you'd end up with loads of little bible-thumping eejits out there who are equally retarded! COCK + DUMB HO = NO! Rap with me now.... :D

Hey Kai, I believe what I believe for a reason.

This girl is a complete moron, as shown...

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:
 

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Kai said:
No no - IJ that could pollute the gene pool, and you'd end up with loads of little bible-thumping eejits out there who are equally retarded! COCK + DUMB HO = NO! Rap with me now.... :D
Kai: ummm dude I see biology isn't your strong suit? ;)

Cock+Head doesn't = pregnancy!
 

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Reminds me of my 12th grade Honors English IV class - Wilson passed out a 4th grade vocabulary test (homonyms and homophones).


4 of us passed.

I don't mean made an A - I mean DID NOT FAIL.
 

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Doward said:
Reminds me of my 12th grade Honors English IV class - Wilson passed out a 4th grade vocabulary test (homonyms and homophones).


4 of us passed.

I don't mean made an A - I mean DID NOT FAIL.

lol

Fourth grade English was harder than anything I've done since then, and I've done nothing but advanced/honors/AP :nono:
 

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Kai said:
No no - IJ that could pollute the gene pool, and you'd end up with loads of little bible-thumping eejits out there who are equally retarded! COCK + DUMB HO = NO! Rap with me now.... :D
:icon_roll
 

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man some of my best times in high school were from debate team, i loved that class.
its so fun arguing with these dumbasses