REALLY? wow.....guess he got bored with the real thing

[IwantMKIII]

Full report: http://www.fox19.com/Global/story.asp?S=8083860&nav=menu63_2

Man Faces Charges for Having Sex With Picnic Table

Friday, March 28, 2008



Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.

Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report.

:aigo::nono:......yet :biglaugh:

 

[gennro]

:ttiwwp:

 

[tlo86]

er is that considered a sex crime

 

[Supracentral]

:ttiwwp:

Charges dropped:

http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080401/NEWS02/804010396

 

[tlo86]

hahaha, i figured they would drop it..

 

[IwantMKIII]

hahaha, i figured they would drop it..

im sure having your picture all over the internet and national news and being known as a picnic table fucker is punishment enough haha.....not to mention what his family will think....:aigo:

 

[Keros]

... Imagine being those kids.

"My daddy is a Fireman!"

"My daddy is a fighter pilot"

"My daddy is an engineer"

"...My daddy... is a... picnic table fucker..."

 

[7thousandpiecesMGTE]

not once, not twice or even three times but four times!!!????

im curious now..... that table must have been a good piece of ________ (<----insert something clever here)

 

[tlo86]

not once, not twice or even three times but four times!!!????

im curious now..... that table must have been a good piece of __splinter__ (<----insert something clever here)

 

[WhtMa71]

lol

Splinters..ouch

 

[WeDgE]

That's f'd up and all, but WTF. "Public indecency" seems to be an oxymoron in this case...wasn't he in the privacy of his own backyard?? And yet, the neighbour who *videotaped* this man doesn't receive any punishment for invading his privacy. Thumbs up for modern gov't and judicial systems...



*Poster does not condone sexual interaction with inanimate places of food consumption.

 

[kabanimk3supra]

wow. this is definately the first time i hear of a man fucking a table.

whatever floats his boat i guess... at least he's not molesting children.

 

[isnms]

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