Ok got one of those emails "I get money scams"

SupraMario

I think it was the google
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And I need something good to reply back to the idiot, I want something that will keep him replying back too.

I love these things, BTW here is the email:

Beloved,

My Testimonies may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we
have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing
you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium .

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I
believe everyone will die someday.My name is Habiba Ali a merchant
in the United Arab Emirates. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal
cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have
only about a few months to live, according to medical experts.

I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really
cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business. Though I am very
rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business
as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as
I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or
make all the money in the world.

I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I
would live my life in a different way from how I have lived it. Now
that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my
immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends,
in the UAE.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided
to establish charity home/foundation,one that would house so many
poor brethren, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do
on earth.

I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and
build a big charity home with the money which I have,they refused and
kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not
to be contended with what I have left for them.The last of my money
which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of thirteen million,
Five hundred thousand dollars ($13,500,000,00.00) that I have with a
Financial Firm
Abroad.I will want you to help me collect this deposit and with the
help of a friend lawyer build charity homes/organizations.I have set
aside 10% of the total funds,for you and for your time.I will want
you to help me
collect this deposit and have the charity homes built at least in 3
different countries with my name INSCRIPTED....HABIBA ALI FOUNDATION.
I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until
the task is accomplished as I dont want anything that will Jeopadize
my last wish.

I am writing this from my Notebook computer in my hospital bed where
I wait for my time to come.You can get back to me with my personal
email I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good
heart.

God be with you.

Habiba Ali(Mrs)
myselfhabd@hotmail.com

Should I send him gay pr0n?
LOL

:biglaugh:
 

Entropy

No Supra... For now ;)
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Oh wow, thats a good one..... I'm sure some dumbass will fall for that, lol. As far as what to write back, hmm...... Maybe just ask him for some more information on everything, lead him on for a bit before you send him gay porn, lol. I'm sure some other members of the forum will have some great ideas!
 

gaboonviper85

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CTsupra;1007020 said:
You guys do know that gay porn will actually be appealing to him, right? You'll probably be doing him a favor.

took me forever to pin point this "X: -8102600m Y: 5085800m Lat: 41:41:13N (41.6868) Lon: 72:47:17W (-72.788)" .....waisted a good 45min of my life on that!

ps nice house!
 

GrimJack

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CTsupra

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gaboonviper85;1007036 said:
took me forever to pin point this "X: -8102600m Y: 5085800m Lat: 41:41:13N (41.6868) Lon: 72:47:17W (-72.788)" .....waisted a good 45min of my life on that!

ps nice house!

Shame on you for thinking I would give the internet exact coordinates for where I live! That location is the exact center of the town I live in.
































...You can't have your 45 minutes back either! :biglaugh: