Oh My. R.I.P Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris dies in tragic car crash
February 16, 2006

Chuck Norris was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics responding to the accident.

Highway Safety Investigators have told reporters that Chuck Norris lost control while driving a friend's vehicle on Interstate 80 and rolled the vehicle several times killing him instantly.

The vehicle was believed to have been traveling at approximately 95 miles per hour in a 55mph zone at the time of the accident.

Witnesses have stated that Chuck Norris's car crossed the double lines several times prior to the accident and hit the center lane divider causing the vehicle to flip and roll.

Toxicology tests will be performed to determine whether he was driving under the influence.

Memorial services for Chuck Norris have not yet been announced. The service is expected to be a closed casket funeral due to the severe head trauma.
 

GrimJack

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This article was faked so that Chuck Norris would have the time to take a voyage to the center of the Andromeda Galaxy, where he will roundhouse kick the black hole at the center into another dimension, saving countless alien lives.

When he returns, this will be revealed as a hoax, and he will roundhouse kick the perpetrator, killing him and all the people he has ever known instantly.
 

OneJoeZee

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chuck norris can't die. Once he faked his own death and reincarnated himself as Mr T, so nobody would recognize him. "Pity the fool" is just the verbal intimidation equal of the roundhouse kick.
 

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Turbo-Joe said:
chuck norris can't die. Once he faked his own death and reincarnated himself as Mr T, so nobody would recognize him. "Pity the fool" is just the verbal intimidation equal of the roundhouse kick.


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