New Rules for posting

Supracentral

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  1. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
  2. Don’t use no double negatives.
  3. Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate; and never where it isn’t.
  4. Reserve the apostrophe for it’s proper use and omit it when its not needed.
  5. Do not put statements in the negative form.
  6. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
  7. No sentence fragments.
  8. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
  9. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
  10. Steer clear of incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.
  11. Take the bull by the hand in leading away from mixed metaphors.
  12. Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
  13. Try to never split infinitives.
  14. Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
  15. Everyone should be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their writing.
  16. I must have told you a million times to resist hyperbole.
  17. Also, avoid awkward and affected alliteration.
  18. ""Avoid" overuse of ‘quotation "marks" ’ ".
  19. Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
  20. A writer must not shift your point of view.
  21. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
  22. Don’t overuse exclamation marks!!!!!
  23. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of ten or more words, to their antecedents.
  24. Write all adverbial forms correct.
  25. Avoid un-necessary hyphenation.
  26. When dangling, watch your participles.
  27. It is incumbent on us to avoid archaic phrases.
  28. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
  29. It’s hard to imagine a phrase when you will have needed the future perfect.
  30. Unqualified superlatives are the worst.
  31. A preposition is a terrible word to end a sentence with.
  32. Your really the fool when your the one misusing words.
  33. Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

That is all. :icon_bigg
 

LilMissMkIII

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I just got my breath back after laughing so hard I spit my coffee everywhere!

Thanks SC!

I may even pass this onto some of my clients!
 

suprahero

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LilMissMkIII;1151897 said:
I just got my breath back after laughing so hard I spit my coffee everywhere!

You're suppose to swallow.............not spit.........:sarcasm:
 

shaeff

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Setheroo;1152197 said:
That made my eyes hurt because the text was so close together... but it was a very funny read indeed.

Likely part of the point. ;)

I LOL'd for a good five minutes easy. Then I had a friend read it, and he could barely breathe!
 

Figit090

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hahaa....great stuff!

I like this one;

When dangling, watch your participles.

Something about it just sounds horribly funny!