my zipper is broken...

[Charlie97L]

so i'm at work, headed to the gent's after lunch, and when i get in there, my zipper breaks. not your typical stuck, but catastrophic breakage, where it comes apart while the zip is still at the top. it's done, fused, no go. i've tried all the tricks. i'm gonna have to cut/break, and get it repaired at a tailor.

of course, now i need to use the gent's and can't lower my pants, because they are fitted dress slacks, and nice, and not baggy. plus i look like i'm walking around with my fly undone. terrific. let's get the input as to what i should do. currently i'm ok with the bathroom need to go situation, but that MAY change.

 

[Joel W.]

empty your pockets out and pull the pocket liner out through the zipper hole, now run around the office making elephant noises chasing the hotties.. Im sure they will give you the rest of the day off... just a thought.


just kidding, shit happens. im sure your boss will understand..

any one you can call to bring you a new set of pants??

 

[Charlie97L]

no it's really not that big of a deal, i just wanted to get a little collateral amusement out of this situation, which is pretty par for the course for my life.

 

[Joel W.]

got a stapler handy? pants are toast anyways...

 

[mcpcola]

dude walk around like it the ("New Style" best beasty boys voice)

 

[s383mmber1]

dont be ashamed, jsut act like its not broken. If people ask---just ignore them. GO on like nothings going wrong!:biglaugh:

 

[isnms]

ask the prettiest girl
"do you know what if feels like, when you need to go to the bathroom?"
then ask
"will you check if I need to go? "

 

[92turbo4life]

lmao...
if anybody ask's tell them you were hott and needed some fresh air

 

[Charlie97L]

hahahah, well all these responses have certainly made me feel better about my predicament. :icon_razz

 

[Loki]

got a stapler handy? pants are toast anyways...

That's actually a good idea. Staples are small and not really noticable.

 

[suprahero]

At least no one was hollering FRANKS AND BEANS....FRANKS AND BEANS.........
That's my best Something About Mary impersonation.


P.s. I think we've got a bleeder!!!!

 

[americanjebus]

That's actually a good idea. Staples are small and not really noticable.

just dont miss, the outcome could be horrifying.

 

[shaeff]

That's actually a good idea. Staples are small and not really noticable.

yeah, just dont hit your pecker. then you'll scream. we dont need any un-needed attention in this office, now do we?

-shaeff

 

[Silvasoup]

Paste a post it note by the opening and cover the hole. You can even write a note saying out of order or under repair.

 

[SupraMario]

^^ no cause that sounds like hes has proformance problems,
or he didnt get a gold metal in the bed sheet olympics.

 

[lanky189]

untuck your shirt, if someone in an authoritative position asks you why, simply, quietly explain the situation, anybody that is a reasonable manager/boss/ etc will understand and either let you run home or tell you to continue on with your shirt untucked.
One day while checking my tire pressure on my lunchbreak i ripped the seam of my pants right below my zipper, my boss let me break dress code and leave my shirt untucked to cover it.

or...just take some tissues stuff em in there...make sure some are sticking out, get a red magic marker add some red blots to the tissues...then run around asking if anybody has seen a giant trouser snake around the office...inform them that you don't often let it off the lease but that this time it simply ripped it out of your hand...make sure your eyes dart around and every once in a while your hand should twitch

 

[oMar]

kind of late but you could've waited around till someone said something and just act like you didn't know. "OOh! that's where that breeze was coming from "

 

[Nick M]

You missed your description with choices. Go home like a man. Are you really worried what others think?