So today at work I'm unloading supplies of my box truck to one of my stores. I bend over to take the liftgate and myself down. All of a sudden the top of my ass crack starts itching. I ignore it. Enter the store and a couple people start talking to me. The itch gets worse, but i resist scratching it in front of these people. A minute later (which seemed like an eterntiy) I get where no one can see me and now the itch is actually burning a little so I go to scratch it. WTF?! Pulling out my hand to see what I retrieved, and I have what appears to be a small spider squashed on my hand. Mother fucker ventured in there and started biting me!
Half hour later, I'm at the pharmacy. I ask the pharmacist
"What I should use to stop itch and mild burning for spider bite?"
"Well how big is the bite?"
"Umm....I don't know..."
<Funny look> "You don't know?"
"No"
<Even funnier look>
"It...aaah....bit my ass"
"How do you know it was a spider"
"I don't, I think it is, it looked like it might have been, I squashed it"
"I see."
<Long awkward silence>
"Well aaah...you can use this cortazone, it will stop the itch.....and get a mirror and aaah....look at your ass. If it gets bigger, then its infected and you need antibiotics."
"Ok....aaah....thanks."
So yeah Fuck My Life.
The cortazone is helping.
Thought you guys would get a kick out of this.
Half hour later, I'm at the pharmacy. I ask the pharmacist
"What I should use to stop itch and mild burning for spider bite?"
"Well how big is the bite?"
"Umm....I don't know..."
<Funny look> "You don't know?"
"No"
<Even funnier look>
"It...aaah....bit my ass"
"How do you know it was a spider"
"I don't, I think it is, it looked like it might have been, I squashed it"
"I see."
<Long awkward silence>
"Well aaah...you can use this cortazone, it will stop the itch.....and get a mirror and aaah....look at your ass. If it gets bigger, then its infected and you need antibiotics."
"Ok....aaah....thanks."
So yeah Fuck My Life.
The cortazone is helping.
Thought you guys would get a kick out of this.
