Mexican Hurricane

KicknAsphlt

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[FONT=&quot]A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones. God bless America!!!![/FONT]
 

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KicknAsphlt;1142448 said:
[FONT=&quot]A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones. God bless America!!!![/FONT]

Please go kill yourself :3d_frown:
 

KicknAsphlt

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And here I thought this joke was clean enough to get 100% approval because my Gramps sent it to me... (he sends some pretty tame jokes...but still funny) Hell, some of you guys that find this offensive -- you should see some of the text messages I get from a couple of my friends...heheh. (Don't worry, I'll be a good boy and not share those... :sarcasm:)


On a related note, back when Katrina hit, one of the guys in my truck club was bartending down in Houston. I guess some of the refugees came in, and one of the guys walks up to the bar to order a drink. He tells the bartender, "Give me a drink -- something that'll really fuck me up." So the guy in my truck club fires back, "How 'bout a Hurricane?" The guy actually laughed at that.... :biglaugh: