ok... how it happened. it was a thursday night and me and my buddy tyler were meeting our girlfriends at our buddies house for a social get together (small party). well our buddy lives like 40 mins from us, we live on the beack, he lives out in the country. we got there, 10 mins later were getting stuff to burn to make a bonfire. well our buddie owns lots of property and its scattered with broke ass trailors. so...we were pulling cabinets out of one of the trailers among other things ( shooting glass out with paintball guns, throwing stuff at glass, etc). so dumbass me kicks through a window! i look at my foot, oh! thats cute... its resting on some glass...or so it seams. i lift it up and started squirting blood on e v ery o n e!. they all freaked out. i was freakin, and started yelling ":1zhelp: ". everyone was stunned, so i ended up leaping ontop of the cabinet(it was infront of the door waiting to be taken out) and jumping out of the trailor. then tyler and chess came out and carried me to the truck. we drove for 15 minutes going 110 in his toyota t100.
now funny stuff
then we finally waved down a cop. the cop pulls us over...and wont get out of the car til backup arives! (recently an officer was shot when randomly pulling someone over). so we wait...im blacking out... back up arrives, she gets out gun drawn and asks whats the problem. my friends say hes bleeding really bad. she makes them take off the towel around my leg. it startings splurting again. she gets on the radio and asks for an EMT. when her back up came over, she says to him "we got a squirter!":aigo: and starts to laugh! that bitch...
got to the hospital eventually, sat there for 2 hours bleeding all over the floor. then they stapled me shut and waited to perform sugreory tommorrow! next day 4 hour surgeory, go home day after that.
long,indepth, my bad,
ryan
edit: no i was not drunk...or on drugs... im just stupid.
edit:: the paramedic called me the other day and said hes not supposed to disclose info with patients. but if my friends werent there i would have died...:nono:
) they will be taking out the staples, re-examining, and sewing it back up. wat i want to know, if anyone has had a similar incident. i really live to drive a manual.
