Johnny D and his adventures with ricers that have no clue..on 12psi

Johnny Dangerously

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Ricer Kill...nothing special, just funny

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Ok...so me and a couple friends finished watching Stealth at the theatres last night (very entertaining movie)

anywho, theres 3 people in my cramped supra and we are on Crosstown in our journey back to Portland and outta left field this 91 Eclipse with a BIG SHINEY exhaust gets on the highway...i continue my driving with the AC on, listenin to some tunes and i pass him by at 70mph...RIGHT when i pass him, i hear him downshift. ooooo lil NA boy wants to play, tahts cool...im down.

he does this ricer flyby on me and puts his hazard lights on like he WON!!!

we pull next to him and hes got his chick with him (ego burster) and he laughs at us like we just finished racing or something...so he downshifts again and ATTEMPTS to take off..but i hit a cool 12psi and im gone...some 12 car lead later, i slow down...and he does ANOTHER ricer flyby and puts his hazards on. hrmm..ok a-hole..two can play at that game.

we roll up again, i whoop his ass again, but tihs time i put MY hazards on to let him know that my 12 car lead wasnt an accident the first time.

of course, he doesnt look over, we smile at him and a BIG special smile at his girlfriend...cause we know we bursted the poor kids ego.


btw, any police/authorities reading this...this story was completely made up, i just wanted to entertain readers because im an aspiring writer.
 

empera

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Johnny Dangerously said:
btw, any police/authorities reading this...this story was completely made up, i just wanted to entertain readers because im an aspiring writer.

:biglaugh:
nice "kill"
 

SupraMario

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Johnny Dangerously said:
btw, any police/authorities reading this...this story was completely made up, i just wanted to entertain readers because im an aspiring writer.
LOL Nice kill btw, always funny to get the ricer kids, with their GFs in the car.
 

MDCmotorsports

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Johnny D my favorite little flip...

I had the same problem with a 4 door ACCORD of all things a while back. I raped him like 6 times in less than a 1/2 mile. I would slow down, and he was still 100% throttle... I'd loook over and smile take off... repeat.

His fat ass cow of a gf had the balls to tell me that my shit was slow.

WTF?
 

MK3Racer89

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haha i love these stories :biglaugh: and i love how you broke his pride :evil2:

MDCmotorsports said:
Johnny D my favorite little flip...

I had the same problem with a 4 door ACCORD of all things a while back. I raped him like 6 times in less than a 1/2 mile. I would slow down, and he was still 100% throttle... I'd loook over and smile take off... repeat.

His fat ass cow of a gf had the balls to tell me that my shit was slow.

WTF?
and all i got to about that is WOW :aigo: fats girls that dont know shit need to shut up haha
 

SidewayzSupra

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If any cops are reading this I've read 220 on my speedo and I'm proud. Good kill bye the way. I had a turbo eclipse with a greddy type-S try to sneak up on me and my women but he never got close enough to do his fly bye. All he was seeing was my taillghts and hearing my type-S blowing in the wind. b/t/w 220 on the Busa....:evil2: