im having a hard time keeping my mouth shut infront of 2 ugly lesbians

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Superjustin13

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title says it all, sister in law's sister brought over 2 of her lesbian friends (shes not a lesbian) and there ugly and fat and shit, and i wanna drop a joke so bad but i cant cuz idk

omg omg omg
B!#JKASD


There fuckin Ugly as shit too
 

Superjustin13

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i'v already been told, try to bang one.

and no.

there gross and i cant even look them a lesbian joke will slip out
 

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nah, not bag for your little man's benefit. im talking just so they wont burn your eyes out when you look at em. why do all the real world lesbians have to be fat ugly bitches?
 

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its your sister in law's sisters friends, id say thats a pretty long distance from your actual relation to them. go right ahead and speak your mind!
 

Superjustin13

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they left, after they came in and sat down on the coutch, my family Jetted out of the room. LOL everyone but my sister in law's siter and her 2 lesbo friends. so they left very shortly. LOLLOLOLO!L@O!#O!#LO!L#OLO!#LO!#L
 

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wingman, any pics of you owning the kid?


i wish...he still comes over every once in a while, but just gives me glares. I guess one of his friends raced me in my 300ZX and told him how fast it was (LOL!)...so he doesn't badmouth my cars anymore.

he drives a creamsicle civic as well, I'll try and snap a pic next time he shows up



as far as the lesbians, your family probably would have said "i wanted to say that, but didn't have the balls".
 

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I used to work with a Lesbian lady who's "partner" was also not the hottest thing on the planet, but neither of them would shrivel up most men's cocks too badly...

Anyway, they both are intollerable to be around when not at work. I swear it is like they get off on grossing out everyone around them with the tounge kissing and shit like that. (Openly touching each other sexually in public, and stuff like that too. It's just damn nasty.)

The difficult part is I liked the gal I worked with. She was very cool, worked super hard, and did her job well. She has since moved on, and the last time I ran into them, my wife and I were out to dinner, and ran into them at the restaruant. (Crazy thing is, she was checking out my wife.. when I noticed her.)

Your sister-in-law's Lesbian friends sound pretty nasty. Either steer clear of them, or buy some beer goggles and see where it goes.

Just don't let them make out in public! It's too F'n nasty for words. (Ok, so like gay men doing it in public makes my nose curl up and I get the urge to hurl chunks, but that's another subject entirely.)
 

Superjustin13

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dont worry, when they came in the living room my blood family left,

and i went in my room, they stayed for like 15 minutes, i think they were uncomfertable to be around a 100% straight family? idk
 

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if i were there, 45 seconds and they'd be running out the door.

if I was drunk, 15

sometimes you just need an offensive asshole around...ya know?
 

Superjustin13

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or i coulda punched one of them in the face and said oops i thought you were a male?

when my brother shook there hands they one of them said " im kellys wife" i wanted to be like OO so your the bitch in the relationship
 
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