I burnt it
- Thread starter Big Wang Bandit
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i burned my throat today
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Haha, that sucks. Even worse:
This one time I was having Chinese food, I think I was eating like General Tsao Chicken (@ a great place in Union Landing, where we had the last lil meet @) which has insanely hot red chili peppers in them for seasoning, which they leave on the plate. Well, not paying attention, I ate a WHOLE one. There went a few layers of my tongue. Not finding water to help any, I tried my HOT tea in front of me. Another layer or two gone. Well, my tongue still burning, we leave and walk over to Starbucks. I almost ALWAYS get iced drinks, but it was particularly cold, so I went with a hot one. Well, I think they screwed up and made it extra-hot or something, cuz even after letting it cool for like 5 mins, I took a tiny sip and proceeded to take off any remaining layers of skin on my tongue.
That = OW!
Anyways, sorry Kyle, that sucks!
This one time I was having Chinese food, I think I was eating like General Tsao Chicken (@ a great place in Union Landing, where we had the last lil meet @) which has insanely hot red chili peppers in them for seasoning, which they leave on the plate. Well, not paying attention, I ate a WHOLE one. There went a few layers of my tongue. Not finding water to help any, I tried my HOT tea in front of me. Another layer or two gone. Well, my tongue still burning, we leave and walk over to Starbucks. I almost ALWAYS get iced drinks, but it was particularly cold, so I went with a hot one. Well, I think they screwed up and made it extra-hot or something, cuz even after letting it cool for like 5 mins, I took a tiny sip and proceeded to take off any remaining layers of skin on my tongue.
That = OW!
Anyways, sorry Kyle, that sucks!
^sounds painful.
I once had pizza 3 days in a row. each time, it burned me. That sucked, pizza burning my pizza burns that had burned my previous pizza burn.
I once had pizza 3 days in a row. each time, it burned me. That sucked, pizza burning my pizza burns that had burned my previous pizza burn.
ate at the big texan in amarillo a few months ago(the one with the 72oz steak free if eathen in one hour).
as waitress was taking myplate, i grabbed the innocent looking jalepeno pepper on the plate, and chompped down all three inches of the little yellow striped green fucker.The waitress FREAKED out, and ran back to the kitchen yelling that "he ate the whole thing".i didn't think it was any big deal, hey i'm a texan, hot food is a part of life over here.Any way, about the time the made it to the kitchen,i realised something was wrong...really, really wrong.
i couldnt see, i couldnt breathe, and my sinus's were on fucking fire!
i looked at wife, said i would be right back, and ran (quite a feat for a fat guy)to the restroom, where i spent the next HALF-HOUR with my head under the faucet in the sink.Keep in mind, i've been eating (a lot) of this stuff my entire life.never before have i been in somuch agony over food i've eaten before......
...........untill the next morning..it was like the seven circles of hell, could have cut metal with the flames shooting from m....uh..you get the idea
i am completely hetrosexual...but for the first time i wanted to shove an object up my ass....a bombpop..(remember those fromwhen you were a kid?)
as waitress was taking myplate, i grabbed the innocent looking jalepeno pepper on the plate, and chompped down all three inches of the little yellow striped green fucker.The waitress FREAKED out, and ran back to the kitchen yelling that "he ate the whole thing".i didn't think it was any big deal, hey i'm a texan, hot food is a part of life over here.Any way, about the time the made it to the kitchen,i realised something was wrong...really, really wrong.
i couldnt see, i couldnt breathe, and my sinus's were on fucking fire!
i looked at wife, said i would be right back, and ran (quite a feat for a fat guy)to the restroom, where i spent the next HALF-HOUR with my head under the faucet in the sink.Keep in mind, i've been eating (a lot) of this stuff my entire life.never before have i been in somuch agony over food i've eaten before......
...........untill the next morning..it was like the seven circles of hell, could have cut metal with the flames shooting from m....uh..you get the idea
i am completely hetrosexual...but for the first time i wanted to shove an object up my ass....a bombpop..(remember those fromwhen you were a kid?)
reminds me of the mexicans who would roast peppers to sell in a parking lot on the main drag.
if you got 100ft downwind of them your eyes would start to water....i can't imagine the hell that eating one of those suckers would be like!
if you got 100ft downwind of them your eyes would start to water....i can't imagine the hell that eating one of those suckers would be like!
Oooh man Trucker, not fun.
Being in Texas y'all might not know what this here a-food is called, but them Japs done invent some crazy-spicy stuff called Wasabi, its green-lookin like a crappy guacamole without them good stuffs in it.
Anywho, yeah my grandma was at a Japanese restaraunt, and she wasn't exactly sure what the little tiny amount of green stuff (being Wasabi) was, so she grabbed the whole thing and tossed it in her mouth. If you don't know what wasabi is, go buy some and have yourself a good size scoop Its Japanese mustard with a deadly kick! Anyway, unfortunately I wasn't there for that inceident but rumor has it she turned bright red (and she LOVES super-spice stuff) and let out a little shriek/gasp/something like that. She downed LOTS of water that sitting....
Being in Texas y'all might not know what this here a-food is called, but them Japs done invent some crazy-spicy stuff called Wasabi, its green-lookin like a crappy guacamole without them good stuffs in it.
Anywho, yeah my grandma was at a Japanese restaraunt, and she wasn't exactly sure what the little tiny amount of green stuff (being Wasabi) was, so she grabbed the whole thing and tossed it in her mouth. If you don't know what wasabi is, go buy some and have yourself a good size scoop
Its Japanese mustard with a deadly kick! Anyway, unfortunately I wasn't there for that inceident but rumor has it she turned bright red (and she LOVES super-spice stuff) and let out a little shriek/gasp/something like that. She downed LOTS of water that sitting....
JustAnotherVictim
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O yea, well I cut myself to see how much it bleeds....ok ok...I cause I cant stand blood but my pet squirrel does.
9:34 and drinking... 5 down... lol hahaha
9:34 and drinking... 5 down... lol hahaha
JustAnotherVictim
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ChadMKIII said:If you don't know what wasabi is, go buy some and have yourself a good size scoop
Been there. Its really not that bad.
Ive chugged a whole bottle of this once before.
http://www.mohotta.com/product/302/6
After that wasabi just tastes like vinegar.
Go get a bottle of blairs hot sauce and have some, If you can find one get a bottle of Blairs 16 million it'll probally kill you. Its said that it cannot be surpassed in scoville.
ChadMKIII said:Oooh man Trucker, not fun.
Being in Texas y'all might not know what this here a-food is called, but them Japs done invent some crazy-spicy stuff called Wasabi, its green-lookin like a crappy guacamole without them good stuffs in it.
Anywho, yeah my grandma was at a Japanese restaraunt, and she wasn't exactly sure what the little tiny amount of green stuff (being Wasabi) was, so she grabbed the whole thing and tossed it in her mouth. If you don't know what wasabi is, go buy some and have yourself a good size scoop
loving sushi, i'm a big fan of wasabi, it hits for a few seconds, then its gone
but this damn jalepeno, it was with me all day...btw wasabi is horseraddish based seasoning
JustAnotherVictim
Supramania Contributor
trucker said:
They have sushi in Texas???
Haha jp man.
Yeah, true on the wasabi only hitting temporarily, but if you overdo it those 30 seconds or so it pretty damn painful.
And yeah, my tongue still felt raw the next morning after that pepper @ the Chinese place!
I'll hafta check out that Blairs stuff, now I'm curious!