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yeah and as far as i know thats silvester stallone or something like that.... silvester stallone != chuck norris.... again shame on you 
speaking of chuck norris:
"Every wall in Chuck Norris' house is a mirror because Chuck Norris must always be surrounded by beauty."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Nothing can keep Chuck Norris away."
"Chuck Norris once filled in for Santa Claus, but was fired by Jesus because he gave every child only a Total Gym and a box set of every Walker Texas Ranger episode ever made."
"Chuck Norris doesn't change the channels on his T.V. He flexes at the T.V. until it does what he wants."
"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."
"One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said, "Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that night."
"Chuck Norris has to use the "withdrawal" method of birth control, not to avoid pregnancy, but because his load is so powerful is always kills the woman."
"Chuck Norris fought a cloud once because it rained on him."
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors."
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."
and so on and so on.... :biglaugh:
speaking of chuck norris:
"Every wall in Chuck Norris' house is a mirror because Chuck Norris must always be surrounded by beauty."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Nothing can keep Chuck Norris away."
"Chuck Norris once filled in for Santa Claus, but was fired by Jesus because he gave every child only a Total Gym and a box set of every Walker Texas Ranger episode ever made."
"Chuck Norris doesn't change the channels on his T.V. He flexes at the T.V. until it does what he wants."
"Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf."
"One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said, "Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that night."
"Chuck Norris has to use the "withdrawal" method of birth control, not to avoid pregnancy, but because his load is so powerful is always kills the woman."
"Chuck Norris fought a cloud once because it rained on him."
"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors."
"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."
and so on and so on.... :biglaugh:
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"Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors."
hahah thats rediculous:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm
hahah thats rediculous:yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm :yelrotflm
"President Bush released a statement yesterday saying that fuel emessions actually help the environment. It's the heat that radiates from Chuck Norris' pecs that cause global warming. Sorry Australia."
"Fearing Chuck Norris to the point to shaking is an actual disease. Michael J. Fox is a sufferer. It is called Parkinson's Disease because calling it Norris' Disease would cause a worldwide pandemic."
"When you pray to god, Chuck Norris listens, Then round house kicks you to the head for believeing in god and not Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris was originally to be cast as the protagonist in Terminator. He denied, since he has already stopped a time war between machines and mankind. Twice."
"Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive.""
"Chuck Norris can shoot rockets out of his penis. This bit of intelligence caused Russia to drop out of the Cold War."
"The only thing hairier than Chuck Norris's beard are his balls."
"Fearing Chuck Norris to the point to shaking is an actual disease. Michael J. Fox is a sufferer. It is called Parkinson's Disease because calling it Norris' Disease would cause a worldwide pandemic."
"When you pray to god, Chuck Norris listens, Then round house kicks you to the head for believeing in god and not Chuck Norris."
"Chuck Norris was originally to be cast as the protagonist in Terminator. He denied, since he has already stopped a time war between machines and mankind. Twice."
"Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive.""
"Chuck Norris can shoot rockets out of his penis. This bit of intelligence caused Russia to drop out of the Cold War."
"The only thing hairier than Chuck Norris's beard are his balls."
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