Hi. I'm from the future...

Kai

That Limey Bastard
Staff member
No wait! IJ! The... the... the bruise... the bruise on your head. I know how that happened! You told me the whole story. You were standing on your toilet, and you were hanging a clock, and you fell, and you hit your head on the sink. And that's when you came up with the idea for fatty...which is what makes Australia possible...
 

suprahero

naughty by nature
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How many bottles of bourbon have you had Kai?...............:biglaugh:

We all know IJ doesn't have the skills it requires to mount a clock, and if he did, he wouldn't be mounting it in the bathroom. When you get his age, you can't put a time limit on bathroom breaks so you don't need a clock............;)