Hey Texas! I got 2 of your cool people

[Big Wang Bandit]

Thats right folks! I am going to abduct GotTurbos?(Again) and AngryDrone(first time Californian) on Tuesday.

Expect pictures in this thread for many lols and rofls.

GotTurbos? is an experienced Californian, being born here, he knows whats up, and even will join in when I say hella, we also know how to ask for soda, calling it "soda" not "coke". We will share how the real world works with AngryDrone.

We will also go to Happi House in San Jose, because it makes us Happi ^___________________________^

Stay tuned

 

[Dunckel]

At least you don't say "pop". What an annoying word.

 

[BorHor]

Am I invited since I live in SJ?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Yes! So we can find happi house!

 

[BorHor]

There is one by my house lol

 

[SupaMan]

well what the fuck im extremely jealous now i wanna hang out with cool cali people

 

[Mr.PFloyd]

cool cali people? kyle? :rofl:






































just kidding. why are they making the trip?

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Because GotTurbo's can fly for free :rofl:

 

[cnewingham]

I am going to refer to you as the State whore, Kyle. I would like to refer to you as the state pimp but I have seen your pics and well, thats just not possible!

LOL

 

[trucker]

fuck cali, oppresive emissions laws and all(youor state is universally hated bt drivers btw)


and i say "pop", i got tired of adjusting my nomenclature for a carbonated soft dring depending on what reigion of the country i am in at any given moment....fortunately, mountain dew is universal

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Punkd :rofl:

By the way. Fuck emissions, I dont follow dem rules. I don't follow any of the rules, and the cops really don't care either.

Its not as bad as everyone that sets themselves away from us thinks

 

[trucker]

yeah, but my asshole dosen't pucker everytime i get pulled over worrying if i got the one asshole cop who does care, or is pissed because he didn't get any the night befor after he paid for the lobster

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

Here, all you need to worry about is speeding.

Where I live, a cop can't tell the difference between a Lamborghini Countache and a BMW 330i

People think they know a ton about California, and make it out as a horrible place, but in reality, it rules.

 

[trucker]

i'll keep that in mind next time i have to stroke out a 480 dollar check for getting stuck in a traffic jam, or get hastled by the mt shasta scalehouse because i havn't updated my log book in the last four hours, because i have spent the last 4 hours physically driving the truck, apparently i'm supposed to work on my book while i'm tring tto keep 80000lbs on the road on i 5 in nor cal in winter

 

[Big Wang Bandit]

:rofl:

Well aside from trucking laws....


BTW. Up north is crazy. thats where the hillbillys live!

 

[trucker]

i thought hillbillys lived in fontana...or is that fontucky?

 

[Dunckel]

I would have to say that California is the shizznit, though I have only been to LA and San Diego. Just too damned expensive to live there.

 

[JustAnotherVictim]

I have no idea what's happening here.

 

[trucker]

too expensive to live there?

hell i can't afford to even drive there

get caught anywhere but the right 2 lanes?
1500 bucks

idle your truck more than 5 minutes, no matter if it is over 100 degrees outside?

300 bucks

run over 55 mph? 300 min but

run under 65 in those 2 rt lanes?
impeding traffic. 300 bucks

dare to park in of all places, a city named City of Industry, or a city named City of Commerce?
about 200 bucks, if you manage not to get towed



sounds like a cool place to me..


on the plus side, there are lots of 6 foot tall blondes there with well-executed sillicon parts...

sorry i'm having a bad day

 

[OneJoeZee]

I was about to ask you what kind of crack you buy

but then I realized you drive a truck.